Which will the mookie crew scoff next?

[Mr. Dictionary]

Main Entry: wild card
Function: noun
Etymology: wild card, playing card with arbitrarily determined value
Date: 1971
1 : an unknown or unpredictable factor
2 : one picked to fill a leftover playoff or tournament berth after regularly qualifying compe ors have all been determined
3usually wild·card : a symbol (as ? or *) used in a keyword database search to represent the presence of zero, one, or more than one unspecified characters

[Bo Malette]

Bo Mallete is the secret lynchpin of the group.

My uber strength, speed, Caucasian manliness, and strikingly good looks outweigh all those pussies.

, even Eugen Sandow has my poster, autographed of course, hanging on his wall.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Hey ers what about me? Don't forget my homeboy elpimpo1

[Oscar DeLa]

I don't know what it is but elpimpo3cc is funnier than elpimpo1

[chode_regulator]

If I had to compare the mookie crew to NBA players:

mookie2001 - Chris Webber
Peaked in 2001 and kinda got more ornery afterward. But when he's on his game, he has a couple of go-to moves that are effective. Finds the open man with deceptively slick passes but is also known for having money he should have paid back. Not quite Hall of Fame status but is still young enough to make a last gasp effort.

CBF - Richard Hamilton
Constantly on the move, he's a tough cover and an underrated offensive threat. He's also good at defense when motivated and shines when things are going well. But if angered or if he feels he's not getting due respect, he becomes a much less tolerable team player. There is also usually an ulterior motive behind the mask.

4cc - Steve Kerr
He lives to snipe. While he isn't known for getting into the mix in the paint, he's a marksman from the edges. It's rare to catch him trying to go mano-a-mano for long stretches but he's a guy you want on your side. Defensively, you don't expect much but sometimes he'll surprise you with a steal out of nowhere.

thispego - Kevin Garnett
Off the court, he's refined and the leader of his team. He's also looked to as the spokesman in both good times and bad. On the court, he has a deadly midrange jumper and is ferocious about protecting the paint. He does tend to pick on the feeble and weak for ish and giggles, but that also is meant to further the overall toughness rep of his team.

chode_regulator - Kevin Willis
When he first entered the league, he was like a bull in a china shop and angered most people in his surroundings. But as he gained experience, he morphed into a rugged and trusted player. Sometimes he doesn't pay attention from the bench but he'll enter the game, put on his elbow pads and start swinging his 'bows where he deems appropriate.

The Reckoning - Ian Mahinmi
He has a good pedigree and the tools to move into a higher echelon but for the time being he is content staying in the shadows. You rarely see him venture out on his own without teammates in tow but eventually it is assumed that he could become an above average contributor with age and experience.

awesome write up

[thispego]

oh timvp we lov your mookie crew thoughts! they're just like your game thoughts but even more brilliant! where is the fellatio emoticon you and kori prmised us?!

[timvpluva]

oh timvp we lov your mookie crew thoughts! they're just like your game thoughts but even more brilliant! where is the fellatio emoticon you and kori prmised us?!

OMG I agree! I love reading all of timvp's posts! I don't understand why Hoopshype or ESPN doesn't hire him.


And timvp, I'll put up that 215 foot fence for free. Can you just be there to talk to me while I do it? Just me you, and no Kori.

[thispego]

[timvp]

oh timvp we lov your mookie crew thoughts! They're just like your game thoughts but even more brilliant! Where is the fellatio emoticon you and kori prmised us?!

+1

[thispego]

nah timvp you're cool, which is why i tell you this... watch out for mookie, a little birdie told me there were super secret private pm's exchanged between yo woman and mook. keep your eyes peeled. remain vigilant.

[chode_regulator]

keep your eyes peeled. remain vigilant.

haha typical Pego speak

[thispego]

are you goin this weekend?

[John Kerry]

I don't know what it is, but Where The Wild Things Are is getting some Life Aquatic-esque reviews.

[atxrocker]

your eyes peeled. remain vigilant.

[The Reckoning]

Mookie crew 'bout to be hunted down and reckoned with one by one for ditching me this weekend, and the state fair's gonbe my jungle.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

rofl at the old school pimpo avatar

i bet duncan23230230203999 doesn't even know that was the original one

[chode_regulator]

are you goin this weekend?

obviously you know by now, but....no

[symple19]

If I had to compare the mookie crew to NBA players:

mookie2001 - Chris Webber
Peaked in 2001 and kinda got more ornery afterward. But when he's on his game, he has a couple of go-to moves that are effective. Finds the open man with deceptively slick passes but is also known for having money he should have paid back. Not quite Hall of Fame status but is still young enough to make a last gasp effort.

CBF - Richard Hamilton
Constantly on the move, he's a tough cover and an underrated offensive threat. He's also good at defense when motivated and shines when things are going well. But if angered or if he feels he's not getting due respect, he becomes a much less tolerable team player. There is also usually an ulterior motive behind the mask.

4cc - Steve Kerr
He lives to snipe. While he isn't known for getting into the mix in the paint, he's a marksman from the edges. It's rare to catch him trying to go mano-a-mano for long stretches but he's a guy you want on your side. Defensively, you don't expect much but sometimes he'll surprise you with a steal out of nowhere.

thispego - Kevin Garnett
Off the court, he's refined and the leader of his team. He's also looked to as the spokesman in both good times and bad. On the court, he has a deadly midrange jumper and is ferocious about protecting the paint. He does tend to pick on the feeble and weak for ish and giggles, but that also is meant to further the overall toughness rep of his team.

chode_regulator - Kevin Willis
When he first entered the league, he was like a bull in a china shop and angered most people in his surroundings. But as he gained experience, he morphed into a rugged and trusted player. Sometimes he doesn't pay attention from the bench but he'll enter the game, put on his elbow pads and start swinging his 'bows where he deems appropriate.

The Reckoning - Ian Mahinmi
He has a good pedigree and the tools to move into a higher echelon but for the time being he is content staying in the shadows. You rarely see him venture out on his own without teammates in tow but eventually it is assumed that he could become an above average contributor with age and experience.

wah-wah

[mookie2001]

reckoning i gave you fair warning


fair warning

[The Reckoning]

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i thought we were homeboys

[mookie2001]

me too