I'm an idiot...

[Shelly]

i made a few corrections...

Yep--my husband has to compliment me to get laid.

Sorry that you have to use your hand all the time.

[SpursWoman]

damn...you just had to mention wrecks while eating corndogs...I rear ended a car in high school while getting a blow job...she was resting her arm on my knee and I couldn't get to the brake fast enough...lucky for her we didn't have air bags back then...

You laugh, but when we were teenagers my best friend and I came across an accident about 3:00am where a large oak tree got hit and landed across Nacogdoches that had been knocked there by a Bronco, which was totaled.

I found out that next weekend by the cop giving me the MIP that that accident was caused by a guy getting head from his girlfriend while driving and they both died...she had bit it off on impact. He bled to death and she asphyxiated on it.



So that. I always say, "Pull over."

[CosmicCowboy]

Yep--my husband has to compliment me to get laid.

Sorry that you have to use your hand all the time.

slow pitch in the sweet zone and she knocks it right out of the park!...

[Clandestino]

women being bad drivers must be a touchy subject to her...

[SpursWoman]

Most of the inconsiderate, road-raging heads I notice on the road are men. Go figure.

[jalbre6]

women being bad drivers must be a touchy subject to her...

Driving is a touchy subject for everyone. When was the last time you heard ANYONE (regardless of gender) say that they were a bad driver?

[Clandestino]

why are women so touchy when they are told they are bad drivers? must be that time of the month for the women posters in here...

[CosmicCowboy]

the most dangerous part of smoking and driving is lighting the j/b

I dunno about that...ever had a seed explode and blow fire everywhere including setting your shorts on fire? Never trust a roadie you didn't roll yourself...

[Clandestino]

while i have heard about sympathetic menses cycle, i doubt it works like that over the internet

many of the posters in here hang out so maybe that is the case...

[desflood]

Ok, before I say anything, answer a few questions for me.

1. Do you ever speed?
2. Do you ever speak on a cell phone in the car?
3. Do you ever listen to the radio in the car?
4. Do you ever do anything else while driving, which includes but is not limited to: dealing with children, eating, and putting on makeup.

I'll wait for you to respond then I'll give my opinion of what you said.

1. No
2. No (I don't own one)
3. Yes, which I adjust before I start and don't touch while on the road.
4. No. Never eaten or put on makeup while driving. If the kids whine, I tell them to wait.

[Shelly]

why are women so touchy when they are told they are bad drivers? must be that time of the month for the women posters in here...

Why do men think they are being funny by saying stereotypical things? They must be bitter towards women because they keep getting rejected.

[CosmicCowboy]

Driving and drinking coffee can be dangerous too...I used to live on a lake and we would get up before sunrise to waterski at dawn before the lake got rough...and did it year round...I stopped at the 7-11 on the way home one winter morning for a large hot cup of coffee...had my wetsuit rolled down to my waist...I was shifting into third gear and dumped half the scalding coffee right down my front into the crotch of my wetsuit...nearly totalled my 280Z on the curb trying to shuck out of the wetsuit...

[Clandestino]

1. No
2. No (I don't own one)
3. Yes, which I adjust before I start and don't touch while on the road.
4. No. Never eaten or put on makeup while driving. If the kids whine, I tell them to wait.

haha.. i sure as don't her responses to 3 and 4! "kids, no whining unless we pull over" LOL!!!

[Shelly]

Driving and drinking coffee can be dangerous too...I used to live on a lake and we would get up before sunrise to waterski at dawn before the lake got rough...and did it year round...I stopped at the 7-11 on the way home one winter morning for a large hot cup of coffee...had my wetsuit rolled down to my waist...I was shifting into third gear and dumped half the scalding coffee right down my front into the crotch of my wetsuit...nearly totalled my 280Z on the curb trying to shuck out of the wetsuit...

I think you have a lawsuit on your hands. Has the statue of limitations expired already?

[Clandestino]

Why do men think they are being funny by saying stereotypical things? They must be bitter towards women because they keep getting rejected.

originally it was a joke, but seeing how much it has gotten your panties in a wad...it cracks me up more now...

[Shelly]

You don't think I knew you were joking? How do you know I wasn't?

[CosmicCowboy]

originally it was a joke, but seeing how much it has gotten your panties in a wad...it cracks me up more now...

I think she goes commando when the kids are in school...

[Shelly]

I think she goes commando when the kids are in school...

nah...judging from the stuff that Clandestino posts, i really think he thinks he's being high-larious (getting back to the subject of the orginal post).

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pay the Beyer Boys for servicing me...

[Clandestino]

You don't think I knew you were joking? How do you know I wasn't?

women and their hormone swings...

[Shelly]

Sorry, C...not falling for the bait. Go pick on someone less clueless.

[JoeChalupa]

What a buzz killer.

[SpursWoman]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pay the Beyer Boys for servicing me...

....then go ahead and send them over when you're done.

[CosmicCowboy]

....then go ahead and send them over when you're done.

Here he comes!

[SpursWoman]

you know, CC, all I see is a red "X"...but I look at the properties and from the file name, I'm thinking she can just go ahead and send them on home....






okay....I saw it now. I just remembered I have to wash my hair anyway......

[Shelly]

To quote Marcia Brady, "Something suddenly came up!"