23% of employees say they have had sex in the office

[I. Hustle]

There are a couple thousand people here where I work so DAYUMN

[I. Hustle]

I used to work at one bank where this guy would take chicks to this room that was set apart for viewing ATM video. He would always ask me to look out and knock on the door if anyone was coming. I always said sure but eff that! I'm not going to be waiting around listening to some dude bone a chick. I always walked off as soon as the door was shut.

[mrsmaalox]

There are a couple thousand people here where I work so DAYUMN

Well Hustle, with those kind of numbers, I'd say if you aren't getting any, you're pretty much hopeless

[I. Hustle]

Well Hustle, with those kind of numbers, I'd say if you aren't getting any, you're pretty much hopeless

The wife would kill me. The place is crawling with cougs though.

[Strike]

Were you motorboating or was it an accident?

[Höfner]

I love ing in the Oface

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've caught people screwing in the bathroom before. I just turn around and walk right back out.

that's funny. My Mom walked in on some co-workers a few months ago. The story she told me was hilarious. She said she let out a blood curdlng "what are you doingggggg!?!?!" and they just stopped. Now she always takes someone with her when she walks the office

[JudynTX]

that's funny. My Mom walked in on some co-workers a few months ago. The story she told me was hilarious. She said she let out a blood curdlng "what are you doingggggg!?!?!" and they just stopped. Now she always takes someone with her when she walks the office

She didn't say cochinos?

[ATRAIN]

Too bad. I'm sure she would've loved it.

Do women really love the motorboat?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She didn't say cochinos?

I'm sure she did

[JudynTX]

Do women really love the motorboat?

[Bender]

They were old..early 40's...argh.

damn, that is really old...

[mrsmaalox]

Do women really love the motorboat?

It's pretty funny. And it tickles

[MrChug]

I don't think there's been a job that I didn't have sex at. Oh yah, at the Wax Museum when I was 16,but I did get a beej at the Ripley's part though.

[I. Hustle]

There is this one big ty chick I used to work with that loves getting motor boated. Just about every other picture on her myspace page is some random guy going face first into her jubblies. The thing is she is nasty looking so doing that would be the best distraction from her face.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

There is this one big ty chick I used to work with that loves getting motor boated. Just about every other picture on her myspace page is some random guy going face first into her jubblies. The thing is she is nasty looking so doing that would be the best distraction from her face.

Nice. You have to post the link. Could help the thread a bit.

[tp2021]

Don't motorboat with a scruffy face though.

[NFO]

it's hard to be taken serious if you just start motorboating a chick

Chances are if a chick is letting you motorbaot her she doesn't tkae her self that serioulsy so it is all good at thant point.