NIOSA vs. Oyster Bake

[Shelly]

Manny's about to learn a new term.

I thought EVERYONE knew what a bearded clam was...well, except maybe Duff.

[maxpower]

That drawing was funny. I felt 12 all over again. So I will type that way in this post.

I liked NIOSA a few years ago. There were pretty girls there. I didn'y like Oyster Bake. It was hot and people were mean.

Enough of that. Seriously, both events get tier the older I get. About 3 years ago I went to Oyster Bake and had a few beers. Well, after a while I had to take one of those eye-crossing, very relieving beer pisses. Thing was, there was a 30 minute line to use the 10 pot-o-potties on that whole campus. I thought I'd beat the crowd and take a piss behind the port-o-potties, except there were 4 cops back there. I went back in line and got teary eyed because I had to piss so bad. To make thinsg worse, people were bumping into me. So I guess I what I'm trying to say is, Oyster Bake.

This is the guy who tries to use the port-a-potties at the entrance...and stands in line at the very first one.
I've had no trouble finding the ones more to the center of the events. As a matter of fact even this weekend I noticed people in line at the very first johns...while there were empty ones if you kept following the line of johns. I thought that was hilarious.

[Bluto Blutarsky]

broken kneecaps vs. broken nose
point is they both suck lol

I went to Niosa on college night and you were packed in their like sardines! Its crazy. And Oyster bake just plain blows. I avoid Fiesta altogether. Its just gone downhill. Sucks when you can't even go to the carnival on a nice night anymore cause if you look at one of the little gangsters the wrong way you get shot

And I agree with Clandestino, this thread is hilarious