absolutely
just did it a few days ago.
makes me feel closer to nature and all that bull . feels good.
You got that right!
Yep. There's a connectedness to it. It's not just relieving, it's refreshing. Ahhhhhh!!
The most astonishing thing about this is the OP's surprise. I piss outside everyday.
Of course. agree with who said "why not"...cause well why not!?
The other 15% probably don't have a yard.
Trust me, if I had more land I would NEVER urinate inside-it would be outside every single damn time. But, living in hated suburbia I can only do it at night, although my wife still rolls her eyes when she sees me heading outside. You would think she'd be used to it after almost 11 years.
The sky is blue?
Now this would have been more shocking to us.
The world is my urinal.
Peeing outside the the true embodiment of freedom. You don't have to aim or worry about hitting the seat or floor in your bathroom. You just let it hang and start flowing. Sometimes angle it up to see how far you can get it to go.
What I'd like to know is the percentage of dudes who have pissed in a bottle during a road trip. I myself have never done it, but I've been in a car with someone who has. didn't work out.
Why piss in a bottle unless you're running from someone you just ed over Dumb and Dumber style?
Just pull off the road, stand by your passenger side and let it fly down wind.
One other thing for you guys who are giving their sons instructions for urinating outside, and I learned this from personal experience. Make sure to tell the little dude that he can pee outside, but that's it.
After I gave my son a few early lessons, I walk out into my backyard and see him with his pants down dropping a deuce in the backyard with a big smile on his face. It's hard to discipline your kid when you're laughing at the same time.
This world is truly an unfair place.
For the ladies!
as someone said above, in Surburbia there is no privacy. If I peed anywhere in my backyard, I would be in plain view of 4 different neighbors. Same thing in the front yard.
lmaoFor the ladies!
Ive pissed in a bottle in a (rapidly) moving car.
The boys and I were on our way up north for the weekend, I was 16 at the time. We get lost, start running out of gas on some dirt road quite literally in the middle of nowhere.
I have to piss...bad. No holding this but no stopping the car either as we're going close to 80 mph (iirc) hoping momentum gets us further if the engine cuts. Anyway...it was right around the time that Mountain Dew cam out with the Big Slam bottles, thank God, so it was easy to do without spillage. I couldnt imagine doing it with a regular bottle.
Anyway, never ended up running out of gas, but we were very lost. It was about 26 miles on that unlit dirt road going very fast before we entered a -shaker town with a gas station.
If you want to conserve gas you slow down. You only burn more by going faster. It's science.
uhh yes.
listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what hes talking about.
i would have guessed more
i guess 15% of guys have never been drunk either
at my grandmas house they had one bathroom, on holidays getting in there was a game of life and death
the yard was where the men went and everyone knew it
yea i know, i have urinated outside, in cluding my yard too many times to count. i urinated in my friends yard one day because it was a lot closer
now that I remember...
when I was a kid, it was fun to see how far I could piss. you gotta angle it up, just right, to get a nice arch to the piss stream. get the right angle to piss farther
Oh yeah, and we also think about sex every 2.5 seconds.
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