Lakaluva owned himself today at 3:51 pm ET

[spurs10]

Laka dik luva...

is just spending a little ...time...with his lifesize....FABIO ...cut-out....

he will be back as soon as the lakers do something positive....

This is very true. All the best to you and your cardboard Fabio..mrlakadikluva...

[wijayas]

My tribe has a saying: the wretched, arrogant man will be as bold as a rooster when he falls on good fortune, but when he is humbled he will run and hide like a fleeing rabbit. And by "wretched, arrogant man" I mean lakaluva. And by "be as bold as a rooster when he falls on good fortune" I mean when the Lakers are winning, he's going to be a y ass . And by "when he is humbled he will run and hide like a fleeing rabbit" I mean when the Lakers get embarrassed, lakaluva will run and hide like a flaming got.

That oretty much describes lakavulva.

[wijayas]

Im not

But I hope Luva is ok

Don't worry about lakavulva. He'll be back when Lakers on this forum win against the Clips.... In the meantime, he is chasing after all the pussy he can get... He is a stud. Fabio-kind-of stud!

[Muser]

Spurs are 2 wins away from luva donning a Spurs avatar

[cheguevara]

this lakaluva must be a serious got to get abused like this

[Halberto]

Spurs are 2 wins away from luva donning a Spurs avatar

Did he make a bet that the spurs wont get fifty wins????

[Native American]

There are no monkeys in North America. However, the spider monkey resides in nearby Mexico just south of the American lands. The spider monkey can give us an honest study of what some of man's more primitive, instinctual behavior can be like. Spider monkeys dig holes in the ground they will use to urinate and deficate in. Against smaller enemies, the spider monkey might grab the feces from the holes to sling at those threats, similar to his distant relative the rhesus monkey known for slinging feces. However, in times of emergency when the spider monkeys feel threatened by what they anticipate is a much larger or more dangerous predator, they sometimes actually jump in the toilet hole and cover the top with leaves and branches to avoid such dangerous threats. And when I say "spider monkey" of course I'm talking about lakaluva. And when I say "dangerous threats" I mean lakaluva's own stupidity. And when I say the spider monkey "will jump in the toilet hole to avoid dangerous threats" I mean it is in fact lakaluva, and not the Spurs, who is "trying like to avoid" his own stupidity when he stops posting after the Lakers once again get embarrassed.

Or he could just be chasing some pussy on a Sunday afternoon.

[djohn2oo8]

There are no monkeys in North America. However, the spider monkey resides in nearby Mexico just south of the American lands. The spider monkey can give us an honest study of what some of man's more primitive, instinctual behavior can be like. Spider monkeys dig holes in the ground they will use to urinate and deficate in. Against smaller enemies, the spider monkey might grab the feces from the holes to sling at those threats, similar to his distant relative the rhesus monkey known for slinging feces. However, in times of emergency when the spider monkeys feel threatened by what they anticipate is a much larger predator, they sometimes actually jump in the toilet hole and cover the top with leaves and branches to avoid such dangerous threats. And when I say "spider monkey" of course I'm talking about lakaluva. And when I say "dangerous threats" I mean lakaluva's own stupidity. And when I say the spider monkey "will jump in the toilet hole to avoid dangerous threats" I mean it is in fact lakaluva, and not the Spurs, who is "trying like to avoid" his own stupidity when he stops posting after the Lakers once again get embarrassed.

Or he could just be chasing some pussy on a Sunday afternoon.

[Fabbs]

excellent thread.

Fabioluva

[djohn2oo8]

excellent thread.

Fabioluva

Have u noticed that lakaluva has not posted in a couple of days in this thread?

[Muser]

lol bukkaked by the entire forum.

[D-Wade #3]

Oh , where the did Lakaluva go?
how could I forget he's busy bein a pussy ass ho
Out chasing pussy cuz he thinks he's the
Only to find out NO woman wants to jump on his small ass
We know you didnt get any, so you had to say you got some,
but instead of a woman, you got a man to be on the bottom

[Halberto]

I like when he gets delusional and refers to the team by using we or us. A lot of fans do that but I mean posts like this one are unreal.

I called him out on that once. His response: "I'm a part of the team."

[Booharv]

I don't know what it is but I love ting on this guy (that's not true I know exactly what it is--he's an annoying head). That combined with a slow day here at work led me to create: Lakaluva's top 5 "I think I'm on the Team" hits of the week:
5.

Does this even deserve a thread. Yall think we don't hear yall talking out there. You see what you did to the Jazz. You all did this! You should have just shut the up and let us coast, but now you woke up the Gods.

Oh, brother.

4.

And we just continue to keep winning, all while on cruise control.

Said in a game where the Lakers led the Jazz by a couple points and said despite the fact that the Lake Show had lost 3 of their last 4 (seriously).

3.

he just guaranteed a trade three years from now. Imagine what we can get with that last year of 32 mil on his contract. That's going to be the biggest trade piece in history.

Apparently "we" didn't consult Jerry Buss who probably intends to have Kobe retire as a Laker. And more importantly "we" most certainly didn't consult Kobe who has a Full ing no-trade clause and is most certainly not going to accept being salary dumped. Also "we" might be an unending reservoir of stupidity.

2.

Stop riding our nuts. They don't pay us to smile, or shake hands. We get paid to kick ass on the court.

No, you get paid to shovel fries at Arbies. Kobe, Pau, & crew get paid to play for the Lakers.

And... 1.

We blew them out this year in LA, and they had to turn the game into a circus to win barely win one at home this year. Look man, were not losing to teams we've already owned, no ing way!!!

This one's really got it all. In order; Bragging, excuses for a loss, bad grammar/typos "win barely win", and speaking as though he is on the team and then making a guarantee on behalf of the team (that he has nothing to do with), then cursing, and finally extra exclamation points.

[Wifebeater]

Pictured at the top: Lakaluva.

Pictured at the bottom: the rest of Spurstalk.

This is one good beating guys, reminds me of the time I kicked my wife down the stairs last week.

[NRHector]

Finally came out to play

[fo'shizzle]

He's back sons!

[FkLA]

luva being gang raped by all of spurstalk

[fo'shizzle]

luva being gang raped by all of spurstalk

and he keeps coming back for more

[NRHector]

owned himself again

[fo'shizzle]

Sons, this thread needs a bump!

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=151950

[chichi!gettheyeyo]

Hey lakaluva, you don't got nothing to do with your life. Why don't you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for all of Spurstalk to you.