Shaqxican
"The BIG 'know when to quit!...then wait 4 more years until retirement!'"
The Big Black Bonner
The Big Doesn't Matter since the Heat have a new Big 3.
The Big Shingaso!
The Big Qulero!
The Big Pendejo!
The Big Shaquito!
The Big Shaqaputo!
The Big Section 8!
The Big Baby Stroller at Ingram mall!
The Whopper II
Man I bet stewart scott is gonna come up with somethin stupid that no one here thought of if he's the one breaking the news on sportscenter or NBA fastbreak
Stew has his Aarabic dictionary out as we speak.
Perry or Bob I think.
Not sure, but maybe he could finally head over to North Star and pick up those boots he left behind. They've been there forever and have become a bit of an eyesore.
The Big Mental.
I can see a partnership with a car lot:
Shaq-Kia
The Big Chorizo
The Statue
The Big Sideshow
Hey Old Dude!
Actually, since Whataburger is a Texas chain, I think it would be a perfect opportunity for them to name a burger after him, and do one of thos commercials: "So what's your buddy gonna think when he finds out that you ordered one of our new, juicy 400 lb. Assburgers, and he didn't? MMMhhmmm...
Assburger. As in: I think Shaq has Assburger's Syndrome.
The Pink Taco.
'Cause Horry's the only the ex-Laker I like.
Thats the best one!
how bout just shaq? he already has one...why would it change? i never understood the need some of you have to give nicknames to players.
In a reference to his off season preparation: The Big Gravy Trainer!
He use to be the Big Cactus,
how about the Big Napolito?![]()
The Big Nalga
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