Good to see my colleague LakaLuvaMentalAsylum decided to post. While we are indeed the "Harvard of s" some of the members at our fine ins ution just aren't in good enough condition to stay enrolled. That is where we send them to the LakaLuvaMentalAsylum aka Heaven.
Tours are free at the asylum but beware. The stupidity in the building is so high, tourists have been known to faint within seconds. It takes a special type of breed to be in there. Here at the University of LakaLuva we are trying to prevent our children from ending up at that stage.
Best wishes,
University of LakaLuva