If I had a dime for every movie about Bigfoot or pink unicorns "based on facts".
Not that skits can't be good satire, but I would not expect satire to really give me the whole view.
Unless it was Jon Stewart, of course. HA.
So?
Why should we care what the Founding Fathers really would think about the FAA?
If I had a dime for every movie about Bigfoot or pink unicorns "based on facts".
Not that skits can't be good satire, but I would not expect satire to really give me the whole view.
Unless it was Jon Stewart, of course. HA.
Essentially the amendment process was taken over by the SC, roughly in the 30s. The ultimate arbiter is the people and thusfar they'd rather watch football, drink ty beer, and abdicate their role to someone else.
Further, I'm not sure what is that problematic about holding the original text in high regard. It's an American pastime across the ideological spectrum to do that for certain parts of the do ent when it is comfortable and to dismiss or downplay it when it is not. The "Tea Party" adherents are not doing anything new in this regard. If the issues of the day were not budgetary and regulatory but rather involved freedom of conscience and freedom of expression I'm sure we'd be regaled with quotes from various esteemed bull ters about the timeless truths enshrined in the Cons ution and the threat to civilization posed by the Congress.
You don't need to worship the Cons ution, you merely adhere to the plain language of the text, and consult the Founders like James Madison for gray areas.
At a very basic level, if you're not gonna stick to it why even have a written cons ution?
Howzat? Cypher to me.
A lot of people who watch football, drink ty beer and abdicate their role to someone else...
... were recently reminded that they hold the cons ution in high regard.
(Noise to signal ratio, no bueno.)
"you merely adhere to the plain language of the text,"
which is simple but vague and open to interpretation,like the Bible.
"meaning and intent of the Founders" was extremely varied and controversial, and written for a very different world.
"merely"? GMAFB
Even that 2nd Amendment comma is open to interpretation.
I think there is a difference between adhering to the rule of law and the constiution, and outright worship of the framers, who were quite fallible.
One must also account for the vast gulf of time and development of the country in the interim.
Our cons ution is a wonderful do ent and embodies some very noble and worthwhile ideas and ideals.
That said, I worry about the excessive hand-wringing over strict, overly literal interpretation of it.
Trashing ignorant, duped tea baggers is like shooting pit bull es in a barrel.
11 Patriotic Lessons from the Tea Party Guide to American History
By Phil N. Molé, AlterNet
Posted on October 3, 2010, Printed on October 4, 2010
http://www.alternet.org/story/148386/
Hi Patriots:
Tired of textbooks written by liberals who wipe their muddy feet on the American flag and won't be happy until all of our children are vegetarian, atheist, and gay? Then order the new 'Tea Party Guide to American History," and save your child from the siren call of socialist sexuality.
This book will teach your children no more or less than what they need to know to be able to have a defiant, admirably unreflective perspective on their country's history. Things like this:
1. American Prehistory:
In 6,000 BC, the land containing the present-day United States was created, by God. Large masses of land surrounding the current Unites States were also created, for purposes known only in heaven.
The land containing the United States was designated for a special purpose by God – a future safe haven for the teachings of Jesus, and a place where women shouldn’t be able to get abortions and men should never use condoms. However, God’s plan is marred when pockets of original sin develop in parts of the northeastern and Midwestern states and in present-day California – these will later become “blue” states.
2. Colonial Days and Witch Trials
Everyone prayed to God at this time and everything was peaceful. There were those witch trials in 1692, but liberals have made too much of that. No one has told the story about how the witches persecuted the other colonists, so that’s obvious liberal bias right there. And many more people were killed in Europe in witchcraft persecutions, so really, the fact that we only killed 20 makes us look pretty good. Honestly, nothing to worry about here.
3. Indians, aka “Native Americans”
This is as good of a time as any to address the fact that there were people here before the European settlers arrived, namely, Indians. Some people call them “Native Americans,” but that’s a contradiction in terms, because America is a land of immigrants – you selfish, unpatriotic asshole Indians.
Revisionist, America-hating liberals try to make it look like there were lots of Indians here who had a complex, vibrant culture, so we’d feel ashamed of ourselves for taking their land and eliminating them. But there totally weren’t that many. And according to the earliest do ented evidence we’ve seen of their culture (a John Ford film made in Hollywood in the 1930s), these Indians really don’t come off well at all.
Plus, haven’t we already paid enough homage to Indian culture? We’ve named subdivisions of retirement communities after them, and little league and professional sports teams, and we like drinking beer when a sports mascot in an Indian costume dances during halftime. What more do these ungrateful people want?
(Insert advertisement for Fly Rite American Flag Detergent, for getting the tough blood and spleen stains out of your American flag. Our motto: “Our colors don’t run!”)
4. The Revolutionary War and Early Days of the Republic
Series of illustrations: George Washington and the cherry tree, George Washington in battle, and the American flag, flying high against a blue sky background. Take a moment to reflect on these images, and feel warm and good inside. This concludes the lesson on the Revolutionary Era.
The Cons ution originally included references to the Virgin Mary and Jesus, but those have been taken out by liberals trying to prove the country is not founded on Christianity. Here’s proof: Go right up to the next liberal you see and ask him what he did with the Virgin Mary, and watch his response. That flustered look says it all, doesn’t it?
5. Civil War
The War of Yankee Aggression, waged against helpless Southern states who only wanted limited government, states rights, and a nice sip of sweet tea. It wasn’t about slavery, and in fact, so-called slaves were better treated than most white males are – a trend that continues today. Slavery was possibly a little racist, in retrospect. But slavery ended with the Civil War, and so did racism.
6. World War II
There was a World War before this, and America won it.
We won this one, too, but liberals keep whining about the fact that so many Japanese Americans were interned in camps. But eye witnesses at the time swear that all of the Japanese who were relocated looked A LOT like the perpetrators of the Pearl Harbor attacks. More disturbingly, they were sometimes overheard speaking a language that did not appear to be English. There were no more Pearl Harbor attacks after the internment – think about that. But don’t think about it too long and don’t ask any follow-up questions.
7. Civil Rights Movement
OK, so there was a little racism that hung around after slavery ended. But this Martin Luther King guy came along and totally ended it for good. It wasn’t through attempts to end legalized discrimination against people of color, like housing discrimination and school segregation, because that was just big government in action, and it was all done wrong. It should’ve all just been done with speeches, like the kind King gave in “I Have a Dream,” which is significant because it influenced Glenn Beck. Also, after white people listened to that speech, they never again gave black people a hard time about anything.
Well, there was the assassination of MLK soon afterward, of course. But since racism ended thanks to MLK, assassin James Earl Ray by definition could NOT have been motivated by racism when he shot MLK. He was just a crazy guy with a gun, and no one else thought remotely like him, anywhere.
And of course, his assassination of King also does NOT show that we need tougher gun control laws in our country. Guns save lives. If King himself had been armed with an AK-47, he’d still be alive today.
8. Feminism and Women’s Liberation
Paved the way for Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin, but otherwise an unmitigated disaster. Across the country, dinners languish uncooked, and undersexed men were forced to cheat or to visit pros utes, which they never would have done otherwise, because men are awesome. And lots of women begin talking about how they want men to show their “feelings.” We’d been TRYING to show you how we felt, but then you passed sexual harassment laws.
A growing number of men find themselves in need of both food and of safe places to objectify women. To satisfy these needs, the restaurant chain Hooters would eventually be established.
9. The Reagan Years
For 8 years, all poverty and violence in the United States end. And Reagan says ‘tear down this wall” and the Berlin wall comes down. Millions of sick children are also healed by touching the hem of Reagan’s slacks, and the crumbs from Reagan’s table miraculously feed millions more. And there was this time that a little boy was cornered by a bear, and the bear was really big and mean and was totally going to eat the boy, but then Reagan swooped down out of nowhere and simply smiled, and the bear stopped being mean and licked the little boy and gave him honey instead.
10. The Clinton Years
George H.W. Bush was president before this, but nothing really happened. Clinton gets a blow job, and this shows the public that this is what is wrong with liberalism. It always, inherently, leads to extra-marital, taxpayer subsidized blow jobs.
11. Obama’s Presidency
Barack Hussein Obama is elected president, showing yet again that racism in America has ended.
He proceeds to destroy America with his Kenyan anti-imperialist, Islamophilic socialist agenda. The Cons ution is ground into a fine powder and snorted up Obama’s nose, and Christ and all of the apostles are punched in the face. In response, the Tea Party movement is born to restore America’s purity. This chapter comprises 80% of the total book.
As a companion to the book, we also offer an “I Want My Country Back!” protest kit that includes a stylish slave costume, a DVD of Obama’s greatest bloopers, and a pitchfork and torch.
As a tie-in with your students science classes, we also offer a book burning experiment kit. Students can mass books such as “Fahrenheit 451,” “Their Eyes Were Watching God,” “Brave New World,” and “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” on the enclosed scale, and then burn the books in the included oven. Then, they mass the ashes. The difference in mass before and after the burning is the amount of evil the book contained.
History is too important to be left to people who’ve read history books to teach. Take our history back, and our country back, by ordering now!!
Phil Mole' lives in Chicago, and sometimes contributes to Skeptic and Skeptical Inquirer magazines.
© 2010 Independent Media Ins ute. All rights reserved.
View this story online at: http://www.alternet.org/story/148386/
The problem I have with the ACLU is they will stomp on other people's rights just to push what they want.
WHose rights got stomped on? Please be specific.
To push the insistence that the civil liberties protected by the Bill of Rights be upheld by ensuring that the majority cannot stomp on the rights of the minority?
Last edited by FromWayDowntown; 10-04-2010 at 01:15 PM.
Yes, I eagerly await specific examples of this.
I predict WC won't have the time to "do you work for you."
Every ing day this guy.
Just Google any of the situations on the YouTubes I posted.
Okay I just Googled all of them and could find no examples of anyone's Cons utional rights being stomped on by the ACLU in any of the situations lampooned by those YouTube skits.
Curiously, it seems the ACLU mostly argues for the cons utional rights of those who are having their rights "stomped on" by the government.
Really, it should be clear by now that getting in the way of the majoritarian effort to eliminate minority voices and viewpoints is nothing other than an effort to stomp on the rights of that majority. Truly, if the political, social, or economic minority wants its voice, it should have to wait until it gains enough popular or political support; until then, screw off -- we don't want any of your unorthodox crap around here.
There are too many hits out there, aren't there.
I did a quick search, and that's one problem with the internet. TMI.
It's there, and maybe some day I will take the time required to find some good examples.
You post in here all day long, but lack the time to back up your own bs. Ok.
If we all backed up 100% of the things we said, we wouldn't have any time to say anything now, would we?
Seriously. Such stories are pounded by one side, and relevant information is hard to find.
Not quite what i was looking for, but consider these:
ACLU Sues to Stop Boy Scout Meetings
ACLU Files Federal Lawsuit to End Preferential Treatment for Boy Scouts in San Diego
ACLU Sues to Remove War Memorial Cross
The ACLU Attacks the Boy Scouts, Defends NAMBLA
ACLU defends child-molester group
ACLU protects NAMBLA's Right to Rape Little Boys
Using the court system=trampling the rights of others, something like that?
Do you really think that anybody at the ACLU supports child rape of any sort?
Or is that simply another in a long line of strawman attacks that pass for logic in conservative world?
What about the Veterans cross that was a symbol for years?
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