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  1. #51
    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Do you have a small penis? It's possible that the semen only had to fall a small distance and oozed out of the bottom of the condom due to it being loose tbh.

    Also, inb4 "you would know"

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    Do you have a small penis? It's possible that the semen only had to fall a small distance and oozed out of the bottom of the condom due to it being loose tbh.

    Also, inb4 "you would know"
    ~ 4 1/2, dunno if you'd call that small

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    Just do the opposite of what Wild Cobra suggests and you'll be fine.

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    so what are you gonna name the kid? Bas ???
    By the sounds of things, Bas Jr.

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    Thats the thing though, I don't know for sure if she was sleeping around or not. There is a possibility she just lied about the birth control, or that somehow, despite a condom AND birth control, she still got pregnant.
    Welcome to the hard facts of life.

    Time to man up one way or another, huh...

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    Nah we've been texting since that time, and yes it was the same girl. It wasn't a one night stand either, we had sex two different times (both times with a condom), but I wouldn't call her a "girlfriend" or anything..
    Want the fun, but don't want to pay the price right?

    You did know that birth control is not 100%, right?

    What did the schools teach you anyway? Did they lie to you, and tell you it would be OK?

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    Want the fun, but don't want to pay the price right?

    You did know that birth control is not 100%, right?

    What did the schools teach you anyway? Did they lie to you, and tell you it would be OK?
    Don't you have a tea party to go to?

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    Don't you have a tea party to go to?
    Don't you have a bugger picking party to go to?

    That's what your avatars finger looks like. Comparing buggers.

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    Don't you have a bugger picking party to go to?

    That's what your avatars finger looks like. Comparing buggers.
    boogers*


    and to your point...so because she is carrying the child she decides if she aborts it or not? don't i have rights if i am actually the father?

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    Bugger off.

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    I know, but like I use domonrat, etc. I used a little wordplay... Buggery... Know what that is, right?
    and to your point...so because she is carrying the child she decides if she aborts it or not? don't i have rights if i am actually the father?
    Not according to law. The baby is physically part of her until born. You were only the sperm doner, and future money tree. You have no say in the matter.

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    Not according to law. The baby is physically part of her until born. You were only the sperm doner, and future money tree. You have no say in the matter.
    ...What the ? What if I'm not ready to be a father? Do I still pay child support if I don't have a job? What if I move to a different state?

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    ...What the ? What if I'm not ready to be a father? Do I still pay child support if I don't have a job? What if I move to a different state?
    Like I said, welcome to the hard facts of life.

    If you cannot be a father, you should not participate in an activity that may make you one. Simple responsibility.

    Time to grow up...

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    Like I said, welcome to the hard facts of life.

    If you cannot be a father, you should not participate in an activity that may make you one. Simple responsibility.

    Time to grow up...
    What is the morning after pill? I remember seeing commercials way back...i dont know if that can help now?

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    What is the morning after pill? I remember seeing commercials way back...i dont know if that can help now?
    It's called the Morning After pill for a reason. It is only effective for maybe 36 or so hours after sex I think. Not days, or weeks.

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    What is the morning after pill? I remember seeing commercials way back...i dont know if that can help now?
    Face it. You are screwed. you can live your life that way, or attempt to be a good father. This is a crossroad in your life. I suggest you choose well.

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    ~ 4 1/2, dunno if you'd call that small


    Dis trollin

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    ...really? its average size, lets hear about yours mr. bigshot...


    i was honest, now you be honest too...none of that "9 inch" bull .

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    ...really? its average size, lets hear about yours mr. bigshot...


    i was honest, now you be honest too...none of that "9 inch" bull .
    My understanding is about 6" is average.

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    My understanding is about 6" is average.

    keep telling yourself that

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    keep telling yourself that
    LOL...

    Believe as you wish. I know you won't believe mine is almost 8". I simply don't care, and I will never prove it to you.

    Besides, the chicks dig it.
    Last edited by Wild Cobra; 11-03-2010 at 03:00 AM.

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    From wiki:


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    what a bunch of s in here... what happened to this ty thread?

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    what a bunch of s in here... what happened to this ty thread?

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    this is wayyy off id be a right skewed oulier like no other (.0003 percent) or whatever, and i know theres more black people than that.

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