Tom Cruise on Katie Holmes

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That's ok. I can still see her w/ me when I close my eyes.
And I get to see her on TV/Movies/Magazines..etc..etc..etc....

[spurs=bling]

That's ok. I can still see her w/ me when I close my eyes.
And I get to see her on TV/Movies/Magazines..etc..etc..etc....

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Dammit, this thread almost tricked me into thinking Ga a had returned.

Katie Holmes = Ugly

She was the lindsay lohan before lindsay lohan

tom and katie will break up after they have a show about their newlywededness

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Dammit, this thread almost tricked me into thinking Ga a had returned.

Katie Holmes = Ugly

She was the lindsay lohan before lindsay lohan

tom and katie will break up after they have a show about their newlywededness

This coming from someone who admits they really enjoy Family Matters!

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This coming from someone who admits they really enjoy Family Matters!

anyone with a sense of humor and that is not a racist will like family matters


every show they did was a rip off of the cosby show, but with a 90's flair, therefore with 90's comedy

and urkle was hilarious....blow a in L of 'dro and tell me Urkel does not make you start LAUGHING, and you're either conservative or racist



and furthermore, how does me liking family matters have anything to do with me making fun of tom and katie?

are you that into contemporary celebrity relationships? do you read National Inquirer too?

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anyone with a sense of humor and that is not a racist will like family matters


every show they did was a rip off of the cosby show, but with a 90's flair, therefore with 90's comedy

and urkle was hilarious....blow a in L of 'dro and tell me Urkel does not make you start LAUGHING, and you're either conservative or racist



and furthermore, how does me liking family matters have anything to do with me making fun of tom and katie?

are you that into contemporary celebrity relationships? do you read National Inquirer too?

No I don't read National Inquirer. No I'm not into contemporary celebrity relationships. I could care less if Katie is dating Cruise, a dog, another female, an alien.....who gives a rats ass. I just enjoy watching pictures of her.

Are you calling me Racist? Really?

So now, I'll go your route, you say to me: anyone with a sense of humor and that is not a racist will like family matters. I say to you: anyone that likes women and is not gay will think Katie Holmes is attractive.


PS: Lighten up, it's all in joking.

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I'm not being aggressive, i was joking too

i realize alot of guys think she's hot

i just don't
she's too skinny, plus that pic kori posted of her with herpes all over her mouth totally blew it for me

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So let me ask u this. If she showed up at your door ready for some hot action, you'd turn her down?

Honestly. I'm curious.

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So let me ask u this. If she showed up at your door ready for some hot action, you'd turn her down?

Honestly. I'm curious.

no i would not (turn her down)

but that still doesn't mean i think she's hot

it just means i dont have high standards

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i just don't
she's too skinny, plus that pic kori posted of her with herpes all over her mouth totally blew it for me

How do you know its real? you know how many of hers (and other celebrity) pictures are air brushed to make them look hotter...how do we know its not the opposite on this picture? you know someone fuking with the picture to make her look bad. How do we know its herpes. She's human, maybe she had a medical situation...no biggie.

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no i would not (turn her down)

but that still doesn't mean i think she's hot

it just means i dont have high standards

OK. fair enough.

Let's roll.

[SpursWoman]

plus that pic kori posted of her with herpes all over her mouth totally blew it for me

Yeah, that was pretty nasty... :vomit

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i honestly don't think she's 'ugly' its just that i think she's wayyyyy overrated

but naturally any guy would do her regardless just to tell his friends he F'ed THE katie holmes

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I'd be first in line...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

She'd probably try to convert you to scientology

"ehhh she's the kinda check that would leave a rat next to your pillow or something"
--butthead

[ObiwanGinobili]

CBF - when her preggo belly starts popping out your gonna be all over it like white on rice.. admit it! And all these words you;ve just said about her being overrated and just allright will long disapear from your memory.....

[SpursWoman]

Especially the big ol'breastesses

[ObiwanGinobili]

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Did someone say breasts??????

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Obiwan knows the CBF well

[Silver21_Black20]

Yeah, that was pretty nasty... :vomit

I agree...where is her make-up artist??

[Kdfelicity]

I still think she should be with DAWSON!!! And I'm stickin to it!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Well, it looks like Katie has opted for a "Reverse Liza Manelli" track for her celebrity stupidity, beginning by marrying a creepy gay guy and then moving towards drug and alcohol abuse.

I'm just waiting for the first trip to the OB-GYN for this couple.

"Well Ms. Holmes it looks like your hormones are a little imbalanced, but with a little medication you'll be back on track."

"That won't be necessary, doctor, there's no such thing as a hormone imbalance."

"Um, actually Mr. Cruise it's my professional opinion that..."

"Stop being glib! You haven't studied the history of obstetrics, I have. Did you know that estrogen is a street drug now?"

[SpursWoman]

I bet she won't be able to get an epidural, either....poor thing.

[angel_luv]

I'm not going to lie. I barely read this thread so this may be old news.
But I just heard on the View that Katie and Tom Cruise are expecting.

It was interesting. The View ladies were talking about Tom's scientologist beliefs.

Part of the tradition of that religion is that woman are not allowed to moan, groan, or make any noise during child birth.
Apparently the child is supposed to be born in a serene environment which requires a code of silence from the delivering mom.