Wait, dwarves, because I'm short. You and Lefty can start a comedy troop.
You're one of the lucky ones then. "Hiipster" music draws me to skinny jeans. I can't help it in the same way dwarves can't help liking Kings of Leon and R'n'B.
Wait, dwarves, because I'm short. You and Lefty can start a comedy troop.
As opposed to me liking skinny jeans because I listen to "hipster" music? Sorry I'm not breaking new comedic ground (or in your case, repeating hipster jokes that mono already made).
You aren't breaking any ground. You are just being extremely annoying, dense and hipsterish.
look at my boo doin work in this thread, hey charles get yo ass back home we gotta feed da kids!
That is the funny thing. Redzero takes being called a hipster as a bad thing and feels like he has to defend it. I know I'm short and I embrace it![]()
So, being a hipster is good, or bad? Also, can we come to a consensus on the definition of hipster? It's been troubling me for a while now.
Crawford will be wrong about them Mavs again when the Mavs are 3-0![]()
Just like everything, Ohm, it can be both. It's just funny how he is so self-conscious about the decisions he is actively making in his life. Just because you are a RedZero, doesn't make it bad
You can be a ty dressing cliche and still be a cool guy, but RedZero has taken a dark path.
It's an ever-evolving definition tbh, but these are constants:
-indie music
-American Spirits
-PBR
-skinny jeans
-scarf (no matter the temperature)
-elitist opinions
-bikes
Honestly, whatever definition we come up with, IM immediately throws a Pabst-battered chicken taco into and s everything up.
I live in Austin. I think that makes me a hipster by default.
lol gy opinion + certainty = hipster status
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=2705928hipster
Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter. They also usually root for underdog teams in undesirable parts of the world such as the New Orleans Hornets.
The greatest concentrations of hipsters can be found living in the Williamsburg, Wicker Park, and Mission District neighborhoods of major cosmopolitan centers such as New York, Chicago, and San Francisco respectively. Although "hipsterism" is really a state of mind,it is also often intertwined with distinct fashion sensibilities.
Hipsters reject the culturally-ignorant at udes of mainstream consumers, and are often be seen wearing vintage and thrift store inspired fashions, tight-fitting jeans, old-school sneakers, and sometimes thick rimmed glasses. Both hipster men and women sport similar androgynous hair styles that include combinations of messy shag cuts and asymmetric side-swept bangs. Such styles are often associated with the work of creative stylists at urban salons, and are usually too "edgy" for the culturally-sheltered mainstream consumer. The "effortless cool" urban bohemian look of a hipster is exemplified in Urban Outfitters and American Apparel ads which cater towards the hipster demographic. Despite misconceptions based on their aesthetic tastes, hipsters tend to be well educated and often have liberal arts degrees, or degrees in maths and sciences, which also require certain creative analytical thinking abilities.
Consequently many hipsters tend to have jobs in the music, art, and fashion industries. It is a myth that most hipsters are unemployed and live off of their parent's trust funds.
Hipsters shun mainstream societal conventions that apply to dating preferences and traditional "rules" of physical attraction. It is part of the hipster central dogma not to be influenced by mainsream advertising and media, which tends to only promote ethnocentric ideals of beauty
Now, does that not sound exactly like RedZero?
-shoppin at urban outfitters, American apparel, thrift stores
-v necks
-thick glasses
Crofl at 20's-30's
There are plenty of hipsters my age
Do you have to drink PBR ironically to be a hipster? What if you just drink it because it's a dollar?
These are the lines that need to be defined.
Black but talk like Shane Battier
Argue semantics
Scoff everyone's opinions and try to have really clever, witty comebacks that are extremely esoteric.
Then their parents have failed them.
No worries, if you drink it due to financial reasons you are exempt.
Exactly. If you drink it because it's deemed "cool", you are a hipster. If you liked it before Hipsters ruined it and because it's cheap, you can move onto the next question.
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