How about "Smack my up" by Prodigy!?![]()
Main Entry: Autobiography
by: Ashlee Simpson
How about "Smack my up" by Prodigy!?![]()
tails by 2 short is the to to. "Dina, Dina the sperm cleana"
I remember playin the out of that song when it came out. Wasn't there another line where he caused a girl to choke because he, well, you know what he did.
H-E-A-D,
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P
You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
When you hear these tails and you hear your name.
If you a fake , ain't no thing
I'll pick up the phone and call Janine.
If I call Marie, I know for a fact
I'm gettin ed in my drop top cadillac
I met this freak named Naomi
Straight sucker worked me and my homies.
She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my .
She was fine as , but can't with Tina
Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, " !!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I ed her with my finger, she tried to
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm Too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My is big and her had a little one,
I didn't her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.
My name is Short, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know this girl named Annette
Get her all alone and she'll suck your
a freaky...won't say no for
You and her all alone, that's your .
I know another freak her name's Joanne
I always get the pussy cuz I know I can
Finest around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my mind I go her again.
She's like another named Christine
so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me in her mouth
You know I did all that
She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that ,
And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin', I'm gonna the harder.
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales I tell so well
You don't like my dirty rap you can go to
Cuz SAhort Dogg's on the mike tellin' tails.
I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy,
ing M.C.'s cause she's so nasty,
See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
You can't stop the
Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the
My name is Short my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know another girl named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But I love her fine ass laying next to me.
She's like another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I ed her so good she told her friend named Angie.
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some about do me player
So I did her just like Tamara,
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
Next they told a girl named Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin in my back while I grind the
That was way back now I can't find the
But if I do, I'll probably do the same again
Break the for everything cuz I came to pimp.
I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin
I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin
You can bet your life as I spit these raps
I'll be ing em' up like that... .
I know another trick her name was Shery,
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
Pussy so good and I do mean very...
SOmetimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice
You ever make me mad and I'll your wife
Have fun with your and have her sprung on my .
I guess I'll pull it out and just on your
Like my other little tramp named Erika
ANywhere I want to that's where I
Cuz she's the freakiest in America
Everytime I get the pussy I just tear it up....
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to
Cuz Short Dogg is on the mike telling tales!!
the sound of my lover's heavy breathing is music enough for me...
do watcha want..cause a true blue mack won't even front.
Dude, ANY song is good for making love. Try the freaking Star Spangled Banner if you'd like. You shouldn't be paying attention to the music; try paying attention to your lady.
Another one bites the dust..........
"I Hate You" - Prince
Gin N Juice
whatever music my girl likes to play on my "skin flute", ok ok that was bad...![]()
The Candy man
I love it when my girlfriend sucks me all the way down to my nuts,
thats what i was thinking.
I don;t want music playing when i'm gettign freaky... besides, we provide out own soundtrack.
I will give you two very unordinary choices.Check them out,play them during cuchi-cuchi and then thank me later.
Ballingomingo CD name: Beneath the Surface (listen to the whole CD)
Arid -- song name: Little things of Venom
I believe it depends on your style & mood but these two do it for me. (Silence most of the time is sexiest for the ear)
Why, does your significant other find out you're a chick at the end of the song?![]()
Here is a great twist...
CD player with Enigma MCMXC a.D. on (headphones so only the receiver can hear)
Blindfolded
Tied to the bedposts
Get your world rocked
No vision, no control, auditory stimulation, etc...
That CD is extremely erotic
Trust me...
Letsssss stay togetherrrrrrr lovin you whetherrrr whetherrrrrr times good or bad or happy or sad
I can sing that song pretty good.
If I walked into my bedroom and music was playing, I'd turn around and walk back out.
If it was the super cheesy make love type music I'd laugh my ass off, then i'd turn around and walk back out.
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