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  1. #51
    Believe. Mr. Dictionary's Avatar
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    Main Entry: Autobiography
    by: Ashlee Simpson

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    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    How about "Smack my up" by Prodigy!?

  3. #53
    ... Johnny Tightlips's Avatar
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    go suck a lemon
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    ...

  4. #54
    Believe. duncan_21's Avatar
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    2 es

    by Too Short

  5. #55
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    tails by 2 short is the to to. "Dina, Dina the sperm cleana"

  6. #56
    Believe. duncan_21's Avatar
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    tails by 2 short is the to to. "Dina, Dina the sperm cleana"
    I remember playin the out of that song when it came out. Wasn't there another line where he caused a girl to choke because he, well, you know what he did.

  7. #57
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    H-E-A-D,
    All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P
    You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
    When you hear these tails and you hear your name.
    If you a fake , ain't no thing
    I'll pick up the phone and call Janine.
    If I call Marie, I know for a fact
    I'm gettin ed in my drop top cadillac
    I met this freak named Naomi
    Straight sucker worked me and my homies.
    She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
    I pulled her to the side and let her suck my .
    She was fine as , but can't with Tina
    Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
    I took her to my house and told her strip
    Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
    I said, " !!! Do what you want
    Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
    I ed her with my finger, she tried to
    Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
    I'm Too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
    I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
    My is big and her had a little one,
    I didn't her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
    I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
    It's the California lifestyle that I live.
    My name is Short, my game is long
    I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
    I know this girl named Annette
    Get her all alone and she'll suck your
    a freaky...won't say no for
    You and her all alone, that's your .
    I know another freak her name's Joanne
    I always get the pussy cuz I know I can
    Finest around, ain't got no man
    Everytime she cross my mind I go her again.
    She's like another named Christine
    so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
    Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
    I took her to my house and she let me in her mouth
    You know I did all that
    She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that ,
    And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
    If she starts screamin', I'm gonna the harder.
    Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
    These are the tales I tell so well
    You don't like my dirty rap you can go to
    Cuz SAhort Dogg's on the mike tellin' tails.
    I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy,
    ing M.C.'s cause she's so nasty,
    See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
    She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
    You can't stop the
    Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the
    My name is Short my game is long
    I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
    I know another girl named Stephanie
    Do anything she can to have sex with me
    She really don't bring out the best in me
    But I love her fine ass laying next to me.
    She's like another freak named Nicole
    So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
    I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
    I ed her so good she told her friend named Angie.
    Angie called me up about two weeks later
    Talking some about do me player
    So I did her just like Tamara,
    Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
    Next they told a girl named Rocquelle
    Got my skin all under her fingernails
    She was diggin in my back while I grind the
    That was way back now I can't find the
    But if I do, I'll probably do the same again
    Break the for everything cuz I came to pimp.
    I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin
    I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin
    You can bet your life as I spit these raps
    I'll be ing em' up like that... .
    I know another trick her name was Shery,
    I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
    Pussy so good and I do mean very...
    SOmetimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
    I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice
    You ever make me mad and I'll your wife
    Have fun with your and have her sprung on my .
    I guess I'll pull it out and just on your
    Like my other little tramp named Erika
    ANywhere I want to that's where I
    Cuz she's the freakiest in America
    Everytime I get the pussy I just tear it up....
    Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
    These are the tales that I tell so well
    You don't like my dirty raps you can go to
    Cuz Short Dogg is on the mike telling tales!!

  8. #58
    Lottery Pick Pablo Neruda's Avatar
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    the sound of my lover's heavy breathing is music enough for me...

  9. #59
    You can't handle The Truth TheTruth's Avatar
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    tails by 2 short is the to to. "Dina, Dina the sperm cleana"
    do watcha want..cause a true blue mack won't even front.

  10. #60
    Brazil GrandeDavid's Avatar
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    Dude, ANY song is good for making love. Try the freaking Star Spangled Banner if you'd like. You shouldn't be paying attention to the music; try paying attention to your lady.

  11. #61
    Believe.
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    Another one bites the dust..........

  12. #62
    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    "I Hate You" - Prince

  13. #63
    Believe.
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    228
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    Sacramento Kings
    Gin N Juice

  14. #64
    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    whatever music my girl likes to play on my "skin flute", ok ok that was bad...

  15. #65
    Believe. Snickers's Avatar
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    The Candy man


    I love it when my girlfriend sucks me all the way down to my nuts,

  16. #66
    Nutty TheMrPeanut's Avatar
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    I heard that!!!!

  17. #67
    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    Okay, making love to music? Not only cliche, but overrated as well.

    thats what i was thinking.
    I don;t want music playing when i'm gettign freaky... besides, we provide out own soundtrack.

  18. #68
    Money Winobili MiNuS's Avatar
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    I will give you two very unordinary choices.Check them out,play them during cuchi-cuchi and then thank me later.

    Ballingomingo CD name: Beneath the Surface (listen to the whole CD)

    Arid -- song name: Little things of Venom


    I believe it depends on your style & mood but these two do it for me. (Silence most of the time is sexiest for the ear)

  19. #69
    See you when it burns SWC Bonfire's Avatar
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    How about "Smack my up" by Prodigy!?
    Why, does your significant other find out you're a chick at the end of the song?

  20. #70
    Sleeping With The Original Axis of Evil hussker's Avatar
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    Here is a great twist...
    CD player with Enigma MCMXC a.D. on (headphones so only the receiver can hear)
    Blindfolded
    Tied to the bedposts
    Get your world rocked

    No vision, no control, auditory stimulation, etc...
    That CD is extremely erotic
    Trust me...

  21. #71
    Bruce Bowen 2.0 Horry For 3!'s Avatar
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    Josh
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    Letsssss stay togetherrrrrrr lovin you whetherrrr whetherrrrrr times good or bad or happy or sad

  22. #72
    Bruce Bowen 2.0 Horry For 3!'s Avatar
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    Josh
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    Willis, Texas
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    Letsssss stay togetherrrrrrr lovin you whetherrrr whetherrrr times good or bad or happy or sad
    I can sing that song pretty good.

  23. #73
    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    If I walked into my bedroom and music was playing, I'd turn around and walk back out.
    If it was the super cheesy make love type music I'd laugh my ass off, then i'd turn around and walk back out.

  24. #74
    Bruce Bowen 2.0 Horry For 3!'s Avatar
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    Josh
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    Willis, Texas
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    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Longhorns
    If I walked into my bedroom and music was playing, I'd turn around and walk back out.
    If it was the super cheesy make love type music I'd laugh my ass off, then i'd turn around and walk back out.

  25. #75
    The Italian N.Y. Johnny's Avatar
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    Heatwave - Always And Forever

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