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This movie was pretty worthless, except for this exchange...
Tour Guide: "Welcome to the dam tour."
Tour Guide: "You can take all the dam pictures you want."
Eddie: "Where can I get some dam bait!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Reservoir Dogs
First ever post but a two year surfer.
This movie was pretty worthless, except for this exchange...
Tour Guide: "Welcome to the dam tour."
Tour Guide: "You can take all the dam pictures you want."
Eddie: "Where can I get some dam bait!"
I was thinking the exact same thingLOL i thought i was the only kid in the world who saw and liked that movie
WOLF MAN HAS NARDS!
I thought that movie was so cool when I was
kid and thought alot of people did not know about
it.
One of my favortie lines of all time
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Vacation:
Clark: I think you're all ed in the head! We're 10 hours from the in' fun park and you want to bail out! Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much in' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling "Zippity Do-da" out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrammage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy !
and Back to the Future
Doc Brown: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mile per hour, you're gonna see some serious ."
I always thought From Dusk Til Dawn had a few good lines:
"Did they look like psychos? Huh? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them; I don't give a how crazy they are!"
Maybe not as popular, but definitely one of my favorites:
Exercise makes endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands. They just don't.
"Deliverence"... need I say more?
I pulled one out in another thread, so "City Slickers"...
"I like your ass, can I wear it as a hat?"
"Good morning Curly, kill anyone yet?"
"Day ain't over yet."
"I bigger'n you."
"I eat pieces of like you for breakfast!"
"You eat for breakfast?!?! Gross!!"
Happy Gilmore
"I hate that Bob Barker...."
Friday.
yeah
H"Look at the fun bags on that hose hound"
H"Geez, I really thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this."
L"Yeah, that John Denver is really full of man"
L"Excuse me, who are you?"
"I'm the rightful owner of that briefcase you've been carrying around"
L"Ahhh,.. Excuse, Mr. Samsonite, my friend Harry and I have every intention of fully reimbursing you"
L""What the are we doin here Harry? We gotta get out of this town!"
H"Yeah? and go where? where are we gonna go??"
L"I'll tell you where, someplace warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, a place where the women instinctivewly flock like the sound of Copastrano. I'm talkin about a little place called Assss-pen."
H"I dont know Lloyd, the French are assholes...... wait a minute... wait a minute, I know what you're up to mister.... yeah, yeah, you just wanna go to Apen to find that girl who lost her briefcase, and you need ME to drive you there!!! Am I right?
L"Yeah"
H"Am I right?"
L"Yeah, so, Yeah, so??? So I wanna go someplace where we know someone who can plug us into the social pipeline."
H"No, Lloyd, no, no. I say we stay here, search for job and keep saving money for the Worm store. Now I don't know about you bu-but I am sick and tired of running from predators"
L"You know what I'm sick and tired of Hare? I'm sick and tired of having to eek my way through life... I'm sick and tired of bein a nobody..... but most of all.... im sick and tired of havin noone."
H"Alright Lloyd,... Aspen it is"
L"You better not be foolin"
Mock - yeah - ing - yeah - bird - YEAH!
That's my favorite quote from the movie
I'll post a few quotes for each of my favorites.
Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon: Shocks? Pegs? Lu-CKY!
Napoleon: Tina, come get your FOOD!
Napoleon: Just follow your heart Pedro, that's what I do.
Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video of all time.
Napoleon: Girls only like guys with nice SKILLS!
Napoleon: But my lips hurt real BAD!
Pedro: Go build her a cake or somesing.
Pedro: I like her bangs.
And of course "Dang" "Heck yes!" "Gosh!" "Idiot!" "Yessssss" and that long ass sigh Napoleon does
Anchorman
Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion!
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
Announcer: You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and s McGee.
Veronica Corningstone: Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. s McGee is on vacation.
Ron Burgundy: And I'm s... I'm Ron Burgundy.
Ron Burgundy: I'm going to punch you in the ovary, a straight shot right to the babymaker.
Ron Burgundy: Knights of Columbus, that hurt!
Ron Burgundy: By the beard of Zeus!
Elf
Son of a... nutcracker!
Old School
You're my boy, blue!!!
Rushmore
Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: Oh, ARE they?
The Royal Tenenbaums
Royal: Are you trying to steal my woman?
Henry Sherman: I beg your pardon.
Royal: You heard me, Coltrane.
Henry Sherman: "Coltrane"?
Royal: What?
Henry Sherman: Did you just call me Coltrane?
Royal: No.
Henry Sherman: You didn't?
Royal: No.
Henry Sherman: Okay...
Royal: You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!
(My favorite scene in the whole movie...)
I'm partial to the Ben Stiller-Owen/Ben Wilson-Will Ferrill-Vince Vaughn thing they have going
There’s no earthly way of knowing
which direction we are going...
is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
YES! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!
oh, dude, I forgot Happy Gilmore
"The price is wrong, "
Yes! That's a guilty pleasure! The only one I feel more guilty about liking is the Southpark movie. There's something really funny about Saddam making Satan his : "You like that, don't you?"
The Princess Bride
Blazing Saddles
Somebody already beat me to Full Metal Jacket and GoodFellas.
Godfather
Best thing about GFIII:
Connie: If you send a message, they will fear you. (paraphrased)
Michael: Maybe they should fear you.
Ghostbusters 2
"awww i thought it gonbe heman!"
Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"
LOL i thought i was the only kid in the world who saw and liked that movie
WOLF MAN HAS NARDS!
"Are you Talking to me?" TAXI DRIVER
"We're on a mission; a mission from GOD" - The Blues Brothers
The Princess Bride
my favorite line easily
"INCONCIEVABLE!!!"
"I really dont think you know the meaning of that word"
"Im (cant remember his name), you killed my father, prepare to die"
That was pretty cool.
My name is Inigo Montoya....you killed my father, prepare to die!
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