Mono: Hey bruh, I don't even like college, i just watch the pros and do fantasy leagues ewh huuhhuhhu, but you know, you got root for the texas team ( puts up the horns hand signs), hook em.
White dude patron: Ha, yeah brah, i'm actually a sooners fan, just can't stand y californians winning another le
Mono: Hey, there's my waitress... hey babe, i'm ready to order. I'll have the southwest poppers with the blue cheese applewood bacon fajita pitas. ewh heheheh
Waitress: Dont i remember you a month ago here with your buddies all decked out in razorback gear?
Mono: Like, that was like a month ago, i don't dwell in the past, you know. I mean, like i'm not a longhorn fan. I just bought this shirt because my bro has the hook up at hibbet sports and you got to root for the texas team.