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Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Cause he's black.
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Cause he's black.
What is white with a black asshole? The A-Team
A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, *****!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like !" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"
How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You don't know man! You weren't there!
Black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. It's called Nacho Mama.
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What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
"I forgive you"
ok this one is mine...
What do you call a bunch of white people at a Chili Cook-Off?
Crackers
Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?
When the police officer asked him why he'd done it he said, "Tequila! Tequila!"
What do you call two gay guys ( Dok and Mid) in a sleeping bag?
A Fruit Roll-up
Midget walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man ( Elnono) with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, Midget agrees to help. He unzips Elnono's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, Midget continues to hold the Elnono's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.
"Hey, thanks a lot man." Elnono says
"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?"
Elnono pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as ain't gonna touch it!"
What's racist about that "joke"?
lol fixated with
You Know You Are a Mexican When...
- You share the same social security number with all your amigos
- Your last name is Gonzalez-Rodriguez-Jesus
- You smell like BO all the time
- You don't know what BO is
- You have at least thirty cousins
- You can't imagine anyone not liking y food
- There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
- You run and hide when you see the border patrol
- You see a fence and want to hop over it
- You have crooked teeth
- You are too short to go on rides in disney land
- You mow lawns for a living
- You're the best bean picker in your neighborhood
- You fart more than you breath
- Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
- You use your lips to point something out
- Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment
- You have at least thirty cousins
- You can't imagine anyone not liking y food
- You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
- There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party
- The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
- You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
- Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
- Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Why cant white men jump? They were too busy making racist jokes...
the plane ride from Alabama to Mississippi was so quiet, you could hear a black guy get LYNHCED i said
When Lakaluva's nephew comes over to visit, what does the boy call him?
Uncle Tom.
i know it was just a joke but srs question
who is more intelligent: the average mexican or the average black man?
First of all, I just wanna say how re ed and uncreative these jokes are. All you do is compare the guy you're insulting, something really bad and BAM you have the joke. It's like saying:
What's the difference between lakaluva and a high school dropout
One has no friends, smells like roach piss, fails all his classes and the other is the high school dropout
wat do u call a black guy wit no arms and legs?
trustworthy
As indicated by IQ testing, the average Mexican is more intelligent.
"There was this Mexican guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all
working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the
boss comes out and says to the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of the
cement."
Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."
Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."
Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your
work. It better be good or you're fired."
So they all go off to go get their work done.
At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He
looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Mexican guy.
Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian
guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is
the Korean guy??"
All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt
and yells, " SUPPLIES!""
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