Pregnant Britney

[desflood]

SShhhh, don't let Manny hear you!

[Shelly]

Britney and Kevin facinate me!

But fortunately, she has plenty of money & time for personal trainers & dieticians to get herself back together, which I'm sure she will.


Go ahead and preach on about how pregnant woman abuse themselves by eating poorly and gain more weight than they should during pregnancy....but just know one thing.....you will never quite understand how the only thing that makes the nausea go away is Doritos & chocolate milk.

:vomit

Oh, man...with my 2nd I gained 10 pounds in a month cuz all I ate was chocolate!

I gained 50 pounds with each kid. Fortunately, I was able to lose it all within a year after giving birth. There's no controlling cravings while pregnant. I went through craving phases:

yogurt
peanut butter and jelly
really, really y food
Slurpees
chocolate
Royale w/ cheese

I did eat a lot of TUMS, though

[desflood]

Oh, holy TUMS... they were a lifesaver. With the first kid, the cravings were canned ravioli (!) and orange soda.

[Shelly]

My sister ate so much chicken (craving) while pregnant that she can barely eat it now.

[SpursWoman]

With my son, all I wanted was big, icy cokes & ultimate cheeseburgers from Jack in the Box.


Of course, that isn't all I ate....and I could usually only eat a little bit of it if I did get it....but damn, those were good.

My daughter was the Doritos & chocolate milk.....and ranch dip.

[2Blonde]

Go ahead and preach on about how pregnant woman abuse themselves by eating poorly and gain more weight than they should during pregnancy....but just know one thing.....you will never quite understand how the only thing that makes the nausea go away is Doritos & chocolate milk.

AMEN. I ate everything in sight and gained 54 lbs in 8 months. I delivered 4 weeks early, thank god. I hate to think how much I would have weighed if I had gone to term. I had to have Hardee's Bacon,Egg & Cheese Biscuits every morning and Pizza as often as possible. It took about a year to lose all the weight. But people seem to forget that it takes almost a year to gain that weight as well.
I'd like to see how all you guys who are being so judgemental about her body and eating habits would handle it if it were you who were pregnant and dealing with the cravings, hormones and body changes.
As far as her husband being "out of there" after the baby. I don't think so. The difference between her and his ex is that she can offer him a much better life. I think he's in it for the money and he'll stick around. He may be gross but he's not completely stupid. He knows who writes the checks.

...2Blonde

[Shelly]

Well, I think I can explain why my youngest has such a sweet tooth. He was the chocolate diet baby!

Those What to Expect when your Expecting authors would be turning in their graves right now if they were dead

[Shelly]

to my fellow bad eating while pregnant peeps!

[adrienne]

My mom, with my brother, craved anything acidic...she lived on tuna and pickle sandwiches, lemonade, and grapefruit.

[GoldToe]

She is a skank.

She married a man who had a baby with another woman, a woman who was pregnant with his child, so is s , she is trash...I have no respect for her at all.

I'd still hit it!! Skank you very much.

[Jimcs50]

Hey Jim, you use regular old Windex, or that new 409 with vinegar for all your glass?

Windex.

[tlongII]

AMEN BIG ZAK...

Leave Brittany the heck alone...Let her have her baby & do what she wants...There is not ONE person that has ever worked for her that has something unkind to say about her...She is considered one of the kindest persons in the entertainment business...

OK so she does not have anorexia & she eats at McDonalds...And she shops at Wal-Mart...So do most of the posters on this board....

That is boool sheeet! She wants to be a star so she is fair game. You have to take the bad with the good if you are a celebrity.

[tlongII]

OMG. No one has mentioned Hillary Duff.

I'd hit it.

...might end up in jail, but I'd still hit it.

[SpursFanDan]

duff?... how about Jessica Simpson, that girl is about a year away from showing those puppies.

[Jimcs50]

I'd hit it.

...might end up in jail, but I'd still hit it.

I'd do her, and her mom.(in her latest movie)

[Shelly]

I'd do her, and her mom.(in her latest movie)

Heather Locklear

[tlongII]

Heather Locklear

Word.

[NameDropper]

Heather Locklear

Rumor has it after Tommy Lee...it is never the same.

[Xolotl]

I'm still a little new here so I'm getting to know everybody and the way they act. But, is TLongII the poster thats like your neighbors chihuahua?? You know what I mean small little thing yet angry, and will always hump your leg whenever given the opportunity. I just remember seeing something about barnyard animals or something so it got me curious about that

[SpursFanDan]

she dated lee?..isnt she married to that second best that plays for bon jovi?

[MannyIsGod]

All I gotta say is, it takes a big time self righteous asshole to preach to a woman while she's pregnant. The mother of my child will only hear the following:

"Anything else?" "Do you need anything?" "Can I get you anything?" "Sit your ass down and don't move"

You get the point.

[SpursFanDan]

All I gotta say is, it takes a big time self righteous asshole to preach to a woman while she's pregnant. The mother of my child will only hear the following:

"Anything else?" "Do you need anything?" "Can I get you anything?" "Sit your ass down and don't move"

You get the point.

Like us guys have any choice, Pregger women can be very demanding, and won't take any . But yeah, its our job to be at her beckon call.

[TNT21]

All I gotta say is, it takes a big time self righteous asshole to preach to a woman while she's pregnant. The mother of my child will only hear the following:

"Anything else?" "Do you need anything?" "Can I get you anything?" "Sit your ass down and don't move"

You get the point.

I wonder if you'll be singing the same tune when it's 3am and you have to work the next day and all she wants are some ing Doritos, but not the kind you have at home, she wants the guacamole doritos with a chocolate milk and a slice of ing apple pie that you don't have.

[T Park]

Your half the reason shes like that.

I would hope youd be like that.

Any self respecting guy with a shred of goodness inside him would do it.

[SpursFanDan]

I wonder if you'll be singing the same tune when it's 3am and you have to work the next day and all she wants are some ing Doritos, but not the kind you have at home, she wants the guacamole doritos with a chocolate milk and a slice of ing apple pie that you don't have.

gotta do what you gotta do... You had enough responsibility to get her pregnant, grows some balls and get the damn food. Besides, are you the one squeezing a watermelon out of a Lemon?