The 21 Absolute Worst Things in the World

[leemajors]

Or self-aware, tongue-in-cheek hyperbole that probably shouldn't be taken so seriously.

[ididnotnothat]

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh, that toothpaste thing! All 3 of my kids do that dumb

[Trill Clinton]

slightly overweight. 6'1 220lbs. When I was a senior in hs (my physical peak) I was a very solid and muscular 205. I've since added some flab but don't be mistaken, I'm still a beast

[mingus]

Or self-aware, tongue-in-cheek hyperbole that probably shouldn't be taken so seriously.

it "probably" shouldn't be taken seriously? it does not sound like you have the discernment to know what should and should not be taken seriously.

[desflood]

Ugh, that toothpaste thing! All 3 of my kids do that dumb

My oldest insists upon having his own separate tube of toothpaste because his siblings do it and it makes him crazy. Doesn't matter how many times I tell them to knock it off, either.

[cantthinkofanything]

I hate it when someone uses the toilet paper and puts it back on the roll. Gross!

[Reck]

wait, so T-Pain is a hack for using autotune before anyone else did and having success with it before anyone else did, but you don't think the Black Eyed Peas are hacks for for jumping on his bandwagon and using autotune in nearly all of their recent stuff?

I'm not defending the Black Eyed Peas at all. I just said I like some of their songs. Preferably their third album Elephunk.

Doesn't mean I like or dislike them.

Also, I like auto-tune but not to the point where all your songs are completely made using it.

[mavs>spurs]

Condoms are only bad because you're cir cised, they further diminish any sensitivity that's left.

[DisAsTerBot]

Getting a "you need to have Adobe Flash installed" message on an iPhone should probably be included...

lol first world problems

[Big Worm]

"To pay your bill press 1"
"For account information press 2"
"For New Orders press 3"
"For Technical Support press 4"
"To Speak to a Representative press 5"
"Good-bye"

[Reck]

"To pay your bill press 1"
"For account information press 2"
"For New Orders press 3"
"For Technical Support press 4"
"To Speak to a Representative press 5"
"Good-bye"

Bypass all that by pressing 0. You'll get transfered to a live person in a matter of seconds.

[Mixability]

Having to choose English as a preferred language on any online or phone system.

[Big Worm]

Bypass all that by pressing 0. You'll get transfered to a live person in a matter of seconds.

"Sorry, please choose an option from the menu...to hear the options again, please press 6".

[DarkReign]

And for those who think I'm just making this up, the following song was the #1 hit single in Mexico for 3 months.



Again, this^ was the #1 hit single in Mexico for THREE ING MONTHS STRAIGHT.

Bull , I dont believe you. That is the loololololllollll song for Batman on YTMND. No one actually ever recorded that song as an actual song...did they?

[Reck]

"Sorry, please choose an option from the menu...to hear the options again, please press 6".

LOL that sounds like ty Verizon to me.

[cantthinkofanything]

I hate it when someone uses the toilet paper and puts it back on the roll. Gross!

Also, I hate it when you're getting ice from the drink machine at a restaurant and a used tampon falls out into your glass. Gross!

[Reck]

Scottish, Irish?

gross

Scottish and Irish almost go hand in hand. Nothing to be surprise about.

[Tampon]

Also, I hate it when you're getting ice from the drink machine at a restaurant and a used tampon falls out into your glass. Gross!

[CubanSucks]

Scottish, Irish?

gross

aye

[cantthinkofanything]

I hate it when someone uses the toilet paper and puts it back on the roll. Gross!

Also, I hate it when you're getting ice from the drink machine at a restaurant and a used tampon falls out into your glass. Gross!

Also I hate it when I'm reaching for to get some crackers off the top shelf and a fetus spills out of the box. Gross!

[lebomb]

"please hold, a representative will be with you in the order your call was received"

2hrs later

"we are sorry for the delay, please hold, a representative will be with you in the order your call was received"


2hrs later

[cantthinkofanything]

Also, I hate it when I'm making poopy and then when I turn around to talk to it, it's facing the other way.

[TheMACHINE]

I think people dont like them because of how much auto tune they use in their songs. That is one thing I can tell you bothers even me. Aside from that mexican, ing horrible dude.

awesome

[Spurminator]