The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[mrsmaalox]

Oh I just LOVE a rainy day when I don't have to leave my house! If TCM can deliver me some Cary Grant, it'll be perfect

[bus driver]

only noon and already done with my lunch..........damn.

[JudynTX]

only noon and already done with my lunch..........damn.

I forget where but there's some school that was in the news, making the students eat their lunch in 11 minutes.

[bus driver]

I forget where but there's some school that was in the news, making the students eat their lunch in 11 minutes.

what, that is crazy.
did you hear about the kids that got burnt walking like cats on the running track?

school is getting crazier and crazier. must be because of the kids.

[manufan10]

Kids are so different from just 10 years ago. They can be very difficult.

[Venti Quattro]

Final exam today. I've been studying, but I don't feel prepared at all.

You're screwed.

[manufan10]

Ow, paper cut!

[manufan10]

You're screwed.

Thanks for the vote of confidence. It really means a lot to me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Overheard office convo

She's pretty sensitive.

Like all women

Eh

[JudynTX]

Not all women are sensitive, some are tough as nails.

Thanks!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

OK

[manufan10]

Under severe thunderstorm warning until 7 pm, and I have to drive to class this afternoon. Apparently today is going to be one of those days.

[bus driver]

Under severe thunderstorm warning until 7 pm, and I have to drive to class this afternoon. Apparently today is going to be one of those days.

go have a beer before the test, if you dont know it by now then you wont at test time so relax.

[manufan10]

go have a beer before the test, if you dont know it by now then you wont at test time so relax.

I don't drink. I guess there's a first time for everything.

[mrsmaalox]

"Mrsmaalox, that's a lovely shrub you have on your head!"

"It's not a shrub, that's just how my hair is!"

Grrrrrrr....

[manufan10]

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring!

[JudynTX]

"Mrsmaalox, that's a lovely shrub you have on your head!"

"It's not a shrub, that's just how my hair is!"

Grrrrrrr....

Are you being sensitive?

[bus driver]

damn mcdonalds in the 09 took the mc double off the dollar menu.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Are you being sensitive?

2 for 2

[DeadlyDynasty]

My taint itches.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My taint itches.

Always wipe away from the balls

[Mr.Whipple]

Always wipe away from the balls

I find wiping away from the balls an unnatural movement.

[bus driver]

keeping hearing thunder, but no rain.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Keeping hearing?

[bus driver]

Keeping hearing?

not so much anymore, wait just heard some again. very little rain has fallen



i have a voice mail on my work phone since monday........debating if i should check it.