Official Smack Thread - Please Read

**NZHayden** · 06-22-2005

why does hamilton wear a face mask? cause hes a pussy!

**Sense** · 06-22-2005

Omg...

The Pistons Suck...

BUT

PISTONS FANS SUCK EVEN MORE!

**E20** · 06-22-2005

Stoudamire is a damn tattle tale. Trying to save his ass. It wasn't me they smoked it!

**SPARKY** · 06-22-2005

Piston Fan must need to be held and caressed, apparently.

**GopherSA** · 06-22-2005

Detroit's 2005-2006 jerseys have been released:

**AFE7FATMAN** · 06-22-2005

PISTON FANS

The Piston fans have reached rock-bottom and started to dig.

I would not allow them to breed.

Last Year champions are not really so much as has-beens, but more of a definite won't be.

Pistons work well under Larry Brown's constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

When Pistons fans open their mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.

If they were any more stupid, they would have to be watered.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, piston fans only gargle.

They would argue with a signpost.

And for you verbal challenged piston fans a new word

Bozone (n.)
The substance surrounding you stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

The bozone layer, unfortunately, show little sign of breaking down in the near future
and is thickest over Detroit Michigan.

**E20** · 06-23-2005

Does anybody rememeber that Nestle Crunch commerical where you buy the bar and you get free music downloads? They first showed a dude playing the guitar which was pretty stupid and annyoing then teh MOST ANNYOING PART A LISTENING TO RAP AND OUT OF NOWHERE A BLACK GUY COMES UP AND STARTS RAPPING AND HE STARTS TO SAYS: WHAT-T--T-T-T-T-T-T AND THE GIRL JUST STARTS GOING CRAZY AND SHAKING HER ARMS BACK AND FORTH LIKE SHE'S BLACK AND KNOWS HOW TO DANCE AND SO DOES THE GUY. THAT COMMERICAL PISSES THE OUT OF ME.

Also those stupid ass ing Miller Light commericlas. Start a love train? OMG DIE MILLER LIGHT COMMERICAL I HATE THAT SONG AND COMMERICAL.

**SequSpur** · 06-23-2005

JUST WIN BABY!!!

The Pistons.

**GopherSA** · 06-23-2005

**DisgruntledLionFan#54,927** · 06-23-2005

Hey Gopher,

**E20** · 06-23-2005

That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one.

**GopherSA** · 06-23-2005

Wrong number, but still Da 'Sheed:

Rasheed and Pop in the offseason - Pop needs a good shave:

Da 'Sheed and his hubby Ben:

Da 'Sheed in his movie debut:

**SequSpur** · 06-23-2005

Dear Piston Fan,

I ed your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I ed your love.
She called me daddy. and I called her baby when i
Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
Her alive till daylight. and I slept with her all
Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripper her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
Brash fantasy, but no. you were knocked out. but we were
All knocked out you know. in a way
I serve too many masters.
We didn’t know you’d break the bottle that the magic
Came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists
And neck. and you’d do it too, you’re that kind of dude.
But you wouldn’t know what you were doing because
I didn’t, your girlfriend could have been a burn
Victim, an amputee, a dead body. but God damn I wanted
To .
I’m serving too many ing masters.
[i told you. I told you mother er]

the Pistons

**SequSpur** · 06-23-2005

There’s nothing special about it
It’s either there when you’re born or not
Gifted with talent are no big deal
Welcome to the death of a century...

Cause yesterday don’t mean
What’s over is over and nothing between
Yesterday don’t mean
Because tomorrow’s the day you have to face
There’s no rewinding time
Yesterday don’t mean
Yesterday don’t mean

Reliving old reviews is a useless tool of confusion
Don’t hold your breath for the turn-around
Come into the world of endless odds...

Cause yesterday don’t mean
What’s over is over and nothing between
Yesterday don’t mean
Because tomorrow’s the day you have to face
There’s no rewinding time
Yesterday don’t mean
Yesterday don’t mean

They’ll tell you about guilt
And in time you’ll face the darkness...
But darkness is a friend to you
Embrace and fly through the madness
Flying past God and wars and conflict
Oppressor in you
Plowing through minds and paranoia
Oppressor in you
The oppressor’s in you

Cause yesterday don’t mean
What’s over is over and nothing between
Yesterday don’t mean
Because tomorrow’s the day you have to face
There’s no rewinding time
Yesterday don’t mean
Yesterday don’t mean

Yesterday don’t mean jack ...

To protect you and I’ll keep to myself
It can only be that way - yeah!

the Pistons.

**Sense** · 06-23-2005

Lol.......rofl

hahahahaha

ooooo

hahahahah

PISTONS SUCK!

**GopherSA** · 06-23-2005

Originally Posted by DisgruntledLionFan#54,927

Hey Gopher,

Are you an NBA referee?

You must be.

Your punk-ass team can't play basketball, so they resort to hockey. I 'spose that's fair, since Detroit is illogically called "Hockeytown USA" (when we really know that Michigan s can't play hockey). There IS a reason why UM and MSU can't get into the WCHA.

Detroit is a thuggish, dope-smoking bunch of gangsta wannabes. Fitting team for a suburb of Windsor.

**JustSpurs** · 06-23-2005

Piston Fans=Assclowns

**atlfan25** · 06-23-2005

Originally Posted by ginobili_is_god

everyone says second place is the first loser,

everyone does, but it doesn't make much sense to me

they are the last loser

**milkyway21** · 06-23-2005

the CITY of SAN ANTONIO is well-known for it's generosity, unselfishness & hospitality

so everyone is INVITED to the post-game7 party for champagne and beer.Bottoms up......incl. the Pistons!

the Pistons going to look like this the day after. But who cares? it's the end of the 2005 season, there's plenty of time for them to do that weighlifting to get back to form before the 2005-06 season.

Note: the first one from left is Prince & the last one is Lindsey Hunter

**Sense** · 06-23-2005

Originally Posted by inagra

pretty weak so far guys---i thought ppl like sense, pistons > spurs would be rocking house by now

You think you know me?

You are one of the most immature idiots on these forums..

**milkyway21** · 06-23-2005

this is supposed to be a Spurs smack the Pistons fans or Pistons fans smacking the Spurs fans forum...

not the Spurs fans smacking each other.

Wah

**slayermin** · 06-23-2005

Game Sevens in the Finals are an anamoly.

I am beginning to think the Spurs will win game seven. It's easier to deal with all of the media frenzy when your at home. I am beginning to feel badly for even doubting that TD couldn't take care of bizness at home.

**Sense** · 06-23-2005

Originally Posted by inagra

GIG---naah bro..i dont have time for this sorta stuff....u said this guy was a fat ...i wonder if he really is...besides that guy has had enough already..being banned bascially tells u how low you have hit

I'm not really a fat ....

And I'm not willing to show you a picture( I'm sure you wouldve asked).

I already have had enough?

Being banned tells you how low you have hit?

Rofl... you do realize that these are forums right?

How old are you?

**Kori Ellis** · 06-23-2005

Spurs fans fighting with each other in this thread are incredibly lame. You are supposed to band together and fight the good fight against Pistons fans.

**Sense** · 06-23-2005

Originally Posted by Kori Ellis

Spurs fans fighting with each other in this thread are incredibly lame. You are supposed to band together and fight the good fight against Pistons fans.

Heh... well whenever someone puts me as a standard for flaming it's kinda lame..

Plus trying to insult me because I got banned... saying it like it's the worst thing in the world..

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