Lets make a porn

[AussieFanKurt]

So far we've learned that Aussie kurt and creepin don't like their men making noise during sex.

Assuming sexuality through everything.. sure you're not hiding something, son?

[Avante]

I need to bone up on porn.

[LnGrrrR]

I'm thinking pirates vs ninja porn. Pirates rape the Emperors consort and steal her virgin essence, and the Emperor sends out female ninjas to seduce the pirates and return her spiritual purity. Swashbuckling, swordfighting and lots of planks.

[symple19]

So far we've learned that Aussie kurt and creepin don't like their men making noise during sex.

rofl

[Sybok]

If we could get some slightly tinted women, green of course, and those ears. I want to in those ears.

[baseline bum]

Stories suck in porn. Just get to the ing ing.

[The Gemini Method]

Yo DD I like the panache you have in your pornographic desire. Can I chip in as a producer in this endeavor?

[LnGrrrR]

Stories suck in porn. Just get to the ing ing.

Philistine.

[The Gemini Method]

I do like LnGrrrR's ninja vs pirate orgy-based porn idea...

[baseline bum]

Philistine.

I know you saw Boogie Nights once and probably mourned at the death of the narrative once media switched from film to cassette, but the fact of the matter is porn can only be reasonably watched for about 3 minutes, real talk.

[lakerhaterade]

hehehe gay joke, so cutting edge and original

Hehe

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[Leetonidas]

There needs to be girls farting into each others' mouths

[DMC]

I know you saw Boogie Nights once and probably mourned at the death of the narrative once media switched from film to cassette, but the fact of the matter is porn can only be reasonably watched for about 3 minutes, real talk.

That's about 2x what I need tbh.

[LnGrrrR]

I know you saw Boogie Nights once and probably mourned at the death of the narrative once media switched from film to cassette, but the fact of the matter is porn can only be reasonably watched for about 3 minutes, real talk.

That's because they don't have any vision. Our porn will be a sweeping epic, filled with tears and boners. Our audience will laugh as they cry, and pee as they . Don't ask me how, all I know is it can be and will be done.