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Or when the butler uses silver polish on the gold toilets.
I hate that.
I'd like to know why the goober pbj mix doesn't need refrigeration for the jelly part.
Or when the butler uses silver polish on the gold toilets.
I hate that.
You have people refrigerating the cereal? Wow, that would piss me off too.
YOU don't. You get get the kids to do it
Doesn't it get warm when you put it on your balls?
I don't really have a problem with it, but I have mad knife skills.
Does not really drive me crazy, but I seem to be the only person in my family who can change a toilet paper roll. It even happens when I go to my Mom's house or a sibling's house.
My did used to do that to my mom. She was an RN and she would incessantly go on about women at work so much we knew them all by name but never met them. My dad would listen and ask "what did Connie say?" and mom would happily respond and then he'd ask "what did Patricia say?" and mom would ramble on and he'd ask "what did Mary say?" and finally she caught on and would say "oh screw you".My wife chatters all the time about (people she works with, etc.) I could care less about. I'll nod my head and make the occasional comment but in truth I'm just patronizing her and it's in one ear and out the other. Then she gets all pissy when she makes a reference to something she talked about three weeks ago and I don't have a clue what she is talking about.......She will get all snarky and say "I TOLD you she and her husband were having problems"...
What bugs me other than the normal toilet paper, lime wedges down the garbage disposal, saving styrofoam cups bull is the way a lot of women want to tell a story instead of telling you a fact.
Example: "Oh you won't believe what happened today, my god... "
Me: "what happened?"
Her: "Ok, so I get up this morning at my normal time and make coffee, and I couldn't decide what to wear so I went through a few things" (here I am thinking "ok there was a rat in the closet" or "and the closet rod fell on you" but no....
Her: "and so I leave for work. Well I get there early and have my breakfast like I always do and Mic e comes in and says "Hi" and I say "hi" and she tells me about her dad who's also into fishing." (so here I am thinking Mic e's dad has cancer, not a real concern I don't even ing know Mic e, but no)
Her: So I clock in and around lunch I go to the Daily Grill and they had a special on tuna. Can you believe they actually had a special on tuna at that expensive place?" (so that must be what happened today but no)
Her; "So then I get a call and find out that that girl that Margie used to live by (I don't know Margie), her dog got ran over yesterday. I started crying" (that was it)
Also with directions: "So you go up Lamar, and turn where that lady used to live, go down that street and then you'll see a big sign that says something about a sale, then go from there up that other street and the store is on the side of the road".
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Are you referring to your colostomy?
That sucks listening to, tbh...women throw in so many useless ing details its insane
Women trying to control the ing house with their voice. Eff that BS.
hate walkin into ppls houses where there is a litter bin inside the toilet room...either its filled with stain paper that should be flushed down the toilet, or fkn used tampons....
Nah, it takes time to heat up...same with a clean piss.
My gf refuses to take the trash out and it drives me insane
I hate that I catch whether I help with chores or not. If I'm sitting on the couch, my wife gripes because I'm not doing anything. But if I try to put up dishes or wash or dry clothes, she's not happy with the way I do it. "You put the pizza cutter in the wrong drawer." "You folded the towel wrong." etc.
And I think she waits until the exact moment when I sit down before she goes on a cleaning rampage. Just so she can be doing stuff while I'm not so she can at me.
Also, when she answers the cordless phone and decides that the perfect place to have a loud gossipy conversation with her friend is on the living room couch while I"m trying to watch a game or show.
But god forbid I even ing get ice in the kitchen 2 rooms away while she's watching something. "SSSSHSHSHHSHHHSHHHHHHH...I can't hear".
Some people (not just women but mostly women) recount in dialogue, not in bullet points. I prefer the bullet points, tell me the facts, then if I want you to expound I will ask.
Example using above useless story:
- I need to tell you something that's not really important.
- Someone you don't know or care about had a dog that died.
- I might need you to listen to a long winded version so email me when you have time for that.
Another thing that bugs the out of me is hoarding. I ing hate hoarders and i would kill everyone of them tonight if it was legal. If you need something, buy it. If you don't need it, sell it. If you cannot sell it, trash it. Don't store for eons. We buy homes for living space, we build storage at our home for storage of things we don't want in our homes most of the time, and there are rental storage units specifically for long term storage of useless . Either pay for that and move your there or I will trash it (I normally trash it when she's not looking but I am talking about relatives who want to store in my garage or my shed, who never pick it up).
You flush down toilet paper?
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