Balentimes Day

[cantthinkofanything]

Some sexy red panties with the ass/vag out and a matching bra with the nips poking through. So the women can walk around for 1min. before a niggra rips that off like Kobe Bryant in a Colorado hotel.

Seriously bro................

IDK...you weren't very specific. I figured you put all that on while the "woman" walks around you. Also your reference to an "ass/vag". So I assumed you were the bottom in your weird tranny fantasy.

[mrsmaalox]

i think the ladies should make "coochie coupon" books for their partners.

have different coupons that offer various things like sex, foreplay, handjob, anal, footjob, etc.

LOL only a man would think of foreplay separately from those other activites!

[lebomb]

one coupon per day.

on wildcard wednesday's we can choose up to 3 cards.

..............

Also, a niggra can change the rules at will

[I. Hustle]

Spurs tickets + beer + BJ is all I need to have a happy Vday.

[lebomb]

IDK...you weren't very specific. I figured you put all that on while the "woman" walks around you. Also your reference to an "ass/vag". So I assumed you were the bottom in your weird tranny fantasy.

Where do youthinkofthis ????

[lebomb]

Spurs tickets + beer + BJ is all I need to have a happy Vday.

Sharp ass teef can kill this part.

[Trill Clinton]

LOL only a man would think of foreplay separately from those other activites!

well sometimes we wanna be pampered orally instead of working up a sweat

..............

Also, a niggra can change the rules at will

lol

[mrsmaalox]

Sharp ass teef can kill this part.

Ass teef? Is that like vagina dentata of the butthole?

[mrsmaalox]

well sometimes we wanna be pampered orally instead of working up a sweat

We all do!

[JudynTX]

Spurs tickets + beer + BJ is all I need to have a happy Vday.

Let us know if that's what you receive.

[Lincoln]

Prob go out with my FWB to a nice place, get drunk and smash tbh

[I. Hustle]

Prob go out with my FWB to a nice place, get drunk and smash tbh

Does he even care about vday?

[Spur|n|Austin]

Spurs tickets + beer + BJ is all I need to have a happy Vday.

The Perfect Gift.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well, no v-day nookie for me. Just got word Aunt Flo is coming to town soon. At least my penis isn't bleeding

[I. Hustle]

Not yet it's not

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well she can get kinda rough with it.

[JudynTX]

Well, no v-day nookie for me. Just got word Aunt Flo is coming to town soon. At least my penis isn't bleeding

TMI!

I have a feeling I'm gonna get some Chocolate Covered Strawberries.....I might have seen a receipt.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

A recipe?! Its chocolate and strawberries

[JudynTX]

A recipe?! Its chocolate and strawberries

Go check out berries.com

[mrsmaalox]

TMI!

I have a feeling I'm gonna get some Chocolate Covered Strawberries.....I might have seen a receipt.

Men aren't very stealthy huh? I'll be at my dad's all week helping him recover from heart surgery, and last night I got a text "So what's the address at your dad's house?" "Uh, why do you want that?" "Just because"

[Cochina]

Hop mi welfare chech s in!

[mrsmaalox]

Hop mi welfare chech s in!

What are you getting your viejo for VD?

[Cochina]

LoL, a penisilan chot!

[mrsmaalox]

Well with any luck you'll get a "penis-ilan chot" too!

[JudynTX]

Men aren't very stealthy huh? I'll be at my dad's all week helping him recover from heart surgery, and last night I got a text "So what's the address at your dad's house?" "Uh, why do you want that?" "Just because"

They can't even lie good.

Hop mi welfare chech s in!

Whatcha gonna buy? A new HDTV?