but the problem with that fabrication is there's been no female trolling of Kool...not unless Kori is Mono...but what I had with this person was much more than video and pics....so the burden really is on Mono to prove..and trust me he has nothing...this chic I refer to..you guys can fabricate more stories but I won't give up her name....I specifically remember when m>s and I suggested to mono he create a girl troll and start ing with Kool. Not trying to take credit, I'm just corroborating the fact mono isn't making this up and Kool got Teo'd
How exactly does one get banned from Spurstalk? Serious question. As far as I know, you can say anything - literally, you can construct any sentence (or non-sentence) permissable (or not) by the English language (and I assume other languages too) - without so much as a warning. So how is it possible to be banned? Do you just have to be so much of a got that timvp snaps and says " this guy"?
Threatening Kori/LJ is one way. Constantly spamming is another. Coming back with a different IP after you've been banned. Or the way you mentioned.
Hi friend...my name is Kool...let me tell you how you can get banned....there are 3 primary fool-poof, sure-fire ways to accomplish this...
(1) Compliments of Kool - Get Kori to really...I'm talking as in REALLY I'd do anything for you if I was single "like you"...(even if it's for a little while) her man will get all kinds of butthurt.
or
(2) Compliments of Cully - Come up with a very clever acronym that Spur fan will never live down such as TOSB - Tired Old Bag; refers to Timmy Duncan
or
(3) Compliments of LakaLuva - Adhere to the following rules regardless of your fandom.
Originally Posted by lakaluva
Greetings,
Gentlemen, I greet you here at Spurstalk.com on the world wide web in the year of our Lord, two thousand and eleven. First, I would like to thank you, the gentlemen in purple and gold for inviting me here to speak and assist you on this very serious topic at hand. I am here to help you solve our problem with spurstalk troll slaves. Your invitation reached me while I was on vacation in Oakland, CA viewing my Raiders whoop the living out of some Jets. It was there that I witnessed some of the newest and oldest methods of controlling another teams fans. It is with great pleasure that I share with you these methods. Rome would envy us.
I HAVE A FULL PROOF METHOD FOR CONTROLLING THE SPURSTALK COMMUNITY. I guarantee every one of you that, if installed correctly, IT WILL CONTROL THIS WEBSITE FOR AT LEAST 300 HUNDREDS YEARS. My method is simple. I HAVE OUTLINED A NUMBER OF DIFFERENCES AMONG THE TROLL SLAVES; AND I TAKE THESE DIFFERENCES AND MAKE THEM BIGGER. I USE FEAR, JEALOUSY, DISTRUST AND ENVY FOR CONTROL PURPOSES. These methods have worked in Oakland for some time now, and Los Angeles before that. You or your team need not be winners of any championships for these methods to be carried out and placed into affect... if done properly. The spurstalk troll slaves after receiving this indoctrination shall carry on and will become self-refueling and self-generating for HUNDREDS of years, maybe THOUSANDS.
LET'S MAKE A SPURSTALK SLAVE
The first lesson for you to learn is the power of insults. INSULT, INSULT, INSULT! Never have a word nice to say. If you become keen, and clever with your insulting, the troll slave will spend most of his waking hours simmering over how small you made him/her feel in front of their very own community. That's if you've insulted properly.
Play the devil's advocate. Put GNSP vs BNSP. Make them fight. Example: Comment on how stupid BNSP is, and how his/her level of stupidity is even lower than GNSP. BNSP is so gullible and full of self-pride, that he/she will rest at nothing to prove that they are not as stupid as GNSP. In return, if fueled timely and correctly, GNSP will respond by trying to prove his worth in front of the community, proving to be just as stupid as their counterpart, BNSP. In-house quarreling has caused the downfall of many a great nations.
Flirt with their women, even the unattractive and repulsive ones. Jealousy is a tool that has stood the test of time and works on the brain like cancer, especially if you can get to the patriarch. There is no cure for it. By flirting with their women you leave them in a desperate state of mind, wondering, just how in the will they reproduce themselves. Keep in mind, this is a self-conscience bunch. They have not the courage to lift themselves up and pursue other woman, leaving them to themselves, which can only result in total gotry. Sodom wouldn't stand a chance against these heathens if this method is implemented correctly.
Break the strong and wild ones of the community (midnightpulp, leetonidas, and others). Isolate these wild and savage bucks from the weak ones. Tar and feather them with insults. Never refer to them by their chosen names. If one is 5'2, spread rumors that he is 4'2 It is only a mater of time before it is accepted as fact. Make strong sexual advances towards them, forcing them to question their manhood, which will also force the weaker ones to question their manhood as well. If done so properly, GNSP will sit back and view this in awe, always second guessing himself when they get the urge to defend the community. After 21 days of this abuse, not only will he lose confidence in himself, but the community will lose confidence in him as well. DPG, and Chumper are perfect examples of the outcome of this method. Tired, beat down, and hopeless is how they'll feel.
Last, but not least, my friends, belittle and minimize the accomplishments of their heroes. By doing so you leave them without hope, without faith, in total chaos. This method must be used on a 24/7 basis. It is critical to our success to minimize even the smallest achievements. Where there is no hero, there is no hope, no faith, no honor.
Gentlemen, these kits are your keys to control, use them. Have your wives and children use them. Never miss an opportunity. My plan is guaranteed, and the good thing about this plan is that if used intensely for one year, the spurstalk slaves themselves will remain perpetually distrustful and faithful to our cause. You may not even be present and your name will live on as if you were here on a daily basis. THE ULTIMATE GOAL IS TO REPLACE THEIR HEROES... WITH YOU! I am living proof!!!
Sincerely,
Lakaluva
The only way to get banned is by upsetting Kori Ellis, tbh..
I got banned for unintentionally upsetting Kori Ellis, she thought I was taking subliminal shots at her for some reason, when I was strictly making an astute observation regarding Kobe's kids..
It took me like 6 months to get my account back
MD got banned for posting in the spurs forum the night we raided after the game 6 OKC loss. Or maybe it was after 8 happened idk.
Lincoln has been banned 2-3 times too.
I think it happened after OKC tbh. most spurfan knew Memphis had a great chance to beat the Spurs, so the meltdown wasn't too bad. last year with OKC was an incredible meltdown and the banhammer dropped accordingly.
astute observationThe only way to get banned is by upsetting Kori Ellis, tbh..
I got banned for unintentionally upsetting Kori Ellis, she thought I was taking subliminal shots at her for some reason, when I was strictly making an astute observation regarding Kobe's kids
It took me like 6 months to get my account back
I was lynched without cause. It felt good though being righteous. As one can imagine that does not happen often to me. But, I ing knew where the bear in the buckwheat in this case. I knew the fellows made a mistake and would rue the day. 3 months in they started lamenting that mistake, 6 months in they called for my reinstatement. 8 months in they were so adorable I could not resist returning. They learned a lesson and that is a good thing. And that lesson is comprehensive, it strives not only here, but, in "real life." So don't ing forget it. Honor it. Respect it.
Oh, yeah,
Signed,
- Pappy
Probably Grover Norquist or some such neocon got
I brought you back, Cubby. Show some ing gra ude.
They don't like it if you don't play along with revisionist history about how neo-conservative meth heads who off themselves are actually really smart people.
I guess that's what Military people do when their bored. Were suppose to feel proud of them
I got noodz from a girl on st once, lulz
Your guilty conscience made you act like somebody, Mono. Same with DUNCAN. He knew he did wrong, so his silence at my return is deafening & a definition of his pathology. A couple a posters read the lynch mob the riot act after you cut me down 9 months ago. But, I ain't holdin' a grudge. You guys were honest in your capitulation and I genuinely appreciated your regret. I grant absolution.
- Pappy
I regret nothing. I campaigned for your return because i figurd 9 months in the hot box would have taught you some manners. I was wrong. But still, you're welcome.
You asked me to return--not vice versa. Don't ever forget that. Don't worry though, even if you forget, I'll remind you.
Let us proceed...
Explain why Kobe is at .500 with a stacked roster
Please. I still haven't had an explanation as to why you categorically refused to defend that NBA le. You stupid ass, you.
^ that was all a facade...his overture was nothing but a teabag request...
reminds me of this....Mono is like the woman in the chair in this vid.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R36oiWepS9U
2 words...Dwight Howard
I did no such thing. I pe ioned Kori to unban Giuseppe. I never once requested anything of you. I felt pity for you, you were hot boxed for quite some time. But seeing how you merely sidestepped protocol with this abomination called Thread, it was all for naught. Which, by the way, you promises you'd never do. I asked Kori to free you, little did i know you'd lie to us all (and yourself) by breaking out illegally with Thread. On top of that, not once did you thank me for campaigning so hard for your freedom.
But i'm not mad, Thread. I'm just disappointed in you.
Please.
Kobe: 5
the tired old bag Duncan: 4
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