The Conservative Haiku

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Very funny.

How's this one:

Automatic gates
Keep people like Mookie out
Tahoes are safe, too.

[mookie2001]

community gate
to keep the secular out
we are the most white

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Once button is pushed
OnStar* knows what you're doing
Orwell loves Tahoes.

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While liberals whine
Progressive ideas are lost
Act like grown-ups, Dems.

[Solid D]

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and this thread is
not thread of the year.

[Marcus Bryant]

whites are the most ruth
mookie cowers in cold fear
mommy wants his rent

[Solid D]

[mookie2001]

The Chode Godfather
11 more points at home
so close, but so far

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Mookie scoffs at all
But knows if A&M won
He would have no balls.

[mookie2001]

annoint the McGee
white jesus save coach Fran
salvation granted

[Marcus Bryant]

The chodes of SpursTalk
CBF and mookie their
marriage legal soon

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annoint the McGee
white jesus save coach Fran
salvation granted

[Solid D]

annoint the McGee
white jesus save coach Fran
salvation granted

not a true haiku
mookie miscounted his words
he disqualified

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Back to the original topic:

Aggieland is tops
not run over by hippies
Chicken has cheap beer.

Austin sucks huge balls
That they cut off the mascot
Lefties love it there.

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The stench from Austin
Drifting south on northern winds
Take a bath, hippies.

[T Park]

Its funny.

Liberals like CBF and Mookie make fun of conservatives all day long and thats "free thinking"

If a conservative makes fun of the liberal, its "intolerant"

Classic double talk from a 15 year old who doesn't know .

[SpursWoman]

The stench from Austin
Drifting south on northern winds
Take a bath, hippies.

[JohnnyMarzetti]

Neo-Cons are hate
Do whatever it takes now
It is not too late

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JohnnyMarzetti
Answers the phone upside down
Can't talk about hate much.

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Its funny.

Liberals like CBF and Mookie make fun of conservatives all day long and thats "free thinking"

If a conservative makes fun of the liberal, its "intolerant"

Classic double talk from a 15 year old who doesn't know .

No whats funny is CBF and Mookie making fun of conservatives and conservatives acting like they're not to be made fun of.

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Damn trial lawyers
Are what's wrong with this country
I've jury duty

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The chodes of SpursTalk
CBF and mookie their
marriage legal soon

Dominance implied:
Aggie Helmet Avatar
Season was failure.

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Ags have bad season
Co-ord is fired post haste
Fran pulls an R.C.

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^^no joke, that's bs

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^^no joke, that's bs

No, it's justified. Installing a read-first 4-3 ("27"-esque) defense in a conference filled will spread offenses with personel not suited for said 4-3 defense is pretty hardheaded. The inflexibility of the coaching staff, particularly on defense, was laughable.