How to train your CUCK

[Avante]

When I look in this thread, four posts in a row from you.

Who really cares? Dude, do something else besides me...ok?

[I. Hustle]

Who really cares? Dude, do something else besides me...ok?

You let CD do you? Since you have to tell him to do something else does that mean you don't try to get him off of you when he wants to do you?

[jeebus]

Well this thread took a predictable route

[ChumpDumper]

Who really cares? Dude, do something else besides me...ok?

Who really cares what I do?

Oh yeh, you.

[Twisted_Dawg]

I just explained this to MrsMaalox...my offer stands...she can continue going thorugh life missing that good it's her choice...

MrsMaalox I would be very gentle with you. I get a bum rap because guys are generally jealous and enraged at my intellect and descent but I'm really a very romantic and caring type of guy. I would not just try to shove my penis in your anus. I would take my time and lovingly caress.

First I'd set the mood...start with a nice bubble bath. Calgon mixed with JoJoba oils in very warm to hot filtered water. Similar to a natural hot spring. Then I'd light scented candles I prefer country breeze smells with a little black cherry mixed in.

Next I'd turn on the music to a very low decibel so that you can actually hear me sing. I can sing good enough to get your juices flowing. I'd sing this song for you --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCsoo5m-3YM

Then we'd bath each other. I'd rub your back, neck , and shoulders. Afterwards I'd get out dry off, run to the laundry room, stop the dryer and pull a hot fresh towel from the dryer. Run back to the tub and dry your body off with a hot towel.

Next I'd dance naked for you..whatever strip routine you'd like to see... --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfU-mcuLu-E
Kori Ellis can vouch for my dance skills

Finally we'd go to my magical bed...I'd lube up with my tongue if you're still a bit apprehensive...then I'd serve the tip only in the rear and until you ask for more and then slowly slide all the way to the back. It would totally be all for you. A nice steady and slow grind...

This is what I do...I'm a professional...this is why the young girls and mature ladies alike love Kool to death...I know how to do it right...and tbh

You're getting up their in age so treat yourself don't cheat yourself...if your man ain't dancing for you then he ain't hitting it right PERIOD...

Kool,
MrsMaalox is married, so might a bit of respect for her and her husband be in order? Speaking of which, unless I'm mistaken, isn't he some kind of military special ops type who might not find your humor funny. Dude might have PTSD.

[Clipper Nation]

Dude, at what point to you finally yank your head out of your ass? It isn't very very VERY obvious I don't give a what a CUCK is?

Dude, wow!

You're a got

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool,
MrsMaalox is married, so might a bit of respect for her and her husband be in order? Speaking of which, unless I'm mistaken, isn't he some kind of military special ops type who might not find your humor funny. Dude might have PTSD.

are you some some gotdam Pope...a ing batman type savior....GTFO....and stop blocking me

I won't stop...Trust me..she's getting off to it...and likes reading it..it gets her wet...I'm sure her husband doesn't come close to talking to her like that and making her feel like the woman she is...women like that and she's not once objected to it...let her tell me to stop...

and for the record the woman in this vid is married to... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu-jlNdH3bQ

[silverblk mystix]

are you some some gotdam Pope...a ing batman type savior....GTFO....and stop blocking me

I won't stop...Trust me..she's getting off to it...and likes reading it..it gets her wet...I'm sure her husband doesn't come close to talking to her like that and making her feel like the woman she is...women like that and she's not once objected to it...let her tell me to stop...

and for the record the woman in this vid is married to... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu-jlNdH3bQ

Your idol is kobe the rapist - you don't know what STOP means anyway....

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Your idol is kobe the rapist - you don't know what STOP means anyway....

You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

[The Reckoning]

im pretty sure the evolutionary biology definition of "cuckold" is a man who is deceived into raising another man's child ie: sperm compe ion.

[leemajors]

im pretty sure the evolutionary biology definition of "cuckold" is a man who is deceived into raising another man's child ie: sperm compe ion.

Yup, derived from cuckoo bid.

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Seriously, what is it that makes a man desire such behavior? What happened? Is it innate, or, nurtured? It's a sickening sweet feeling in the pit of my stomach. A cross between cataclysmic dread & boundless joy.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Kool,
MrsMaalox is married, so might a bit of respect for her and her husband be in order? Speaking of which, unless I'm mistaken, isn't he some kind of military special ops type who might not find your humor funny. Dude might have PTSD.

are you some some gotdam Pope...a ing batman type savior....GTFO....and stop blocking me

I won't stop...Trust me..she's getting off to it...and likes reading it..it gets her wet...I'm sure her husband doesn't come close to talking to her like that and making her feel like the woman she is...women like that and she's not once objected to it...let her tell me to stop...

and for the record the woman in this vid is married to... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu-jlNdH3bQ

Okay Mrs. Maalox.....I go to bat for you and stick my neck out defending your honor only to have Kool slap the out of me, and nary a peep from you. WTF?? Maybe he's right.....

[silverblk mystix]

Okay Mrs. Maalox.....I go to bat for you and stick my neck out defending your honor only to have Kool slap the out of me, and nary a peep from you. WTF?? Maybe he's right.....

Kool is a in' re and the only thing he will ever slap is his tiny needle while staring at his kobe posters in his parents house and thinking that kobe looks sexy in his white burqa.