76ers: what age did you smell your first pussy

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I had a feeling after I posted I'd ed up.

I've been holding that memory inside going on 50 years. I had to tell somebody. tee, hee.

Damnit I have strep stop making me laugh you old bas .

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^Here's another oldy but goody:::we're out on a date in my '65 Plymouth Fury with the push button automatic. We're down in Big Creek Parkway and it's fall of '71. She'd never let me see the damn thing, but, we'd smootch and she'd put a choke hold on it. I pull off into a meadow type area. Right away I could tell we'd sunk in. Long story short I could not get that er out of there. I had her push the buttons while I pushed the car. I tried sticking everything under those tires twixt the mud, but, no good. We finally give up, both of us covered in mud. I got somebody to tow it out and we drove to my house to clean up. Go down in my basement. "Now, Katie, I'll use the upstairs, you use this area." (stationary tubs) by the washer/dryer. "You're not going to peek are you, Dale?"

"Of course not I'm going upstairs, girl." I leave the area and make a lot of noise pretending I'm going back up the stairs, but, in reality I sneak on the other side of the room wheres she is at. There is the furnace, chimney stack and water heater separating these two rooms. I crouch down and wait a couple minutes figuring she'll undress and I'll finally see it. I finally start raising up ever so quietly and peer thru the 2 inch slit there. me. Her face is 6 inches from me with that gd look. We still laugh about that one.

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OH HO HO HO! androgynasty already embarrassed himself enough in this forum, now why would he wanna step into the ring with my main mayne Tackzilla!? and get embarrased again brother. I think you're onto something with that shrimp talk brother, every time you bring it up his talk crumbles like a little asian fortune cookie and note inside says "you lose!!!" hey , if you can't even handle your business on the courts or against Tacker, then how dare you step into my world got, ms will crucify you brother. And if u got a problem with that, face M>S, i got a problem with little sissy boys, i'm gonna take you out tonight and i'm gonna give the dirty dog Tacker the night off. you're all mine got, when u believe in ms, the man who made ST happen for you, the botton line is when you love me and wish you could dunk and play ball like me, you love me for life my little , because m>s is JUST TOOOOO SWEEEEEEEEEEEET.