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Dimpus Burger Guy : "Do you want to Dimpisize your meal for a quarter more?"
Farva: "Want me to punchisize your face for free?"
You Boys Like Mexico!!!
Dimpus Burger Guy : "Do you want to Dimpisize your meal for a quarter more?"
Farva: "Want me to punchisize your face for free?"
It smells like sex in here.
"Passes it to Goldberg, wait it's not Goldberg"
"The Goalie!!!!!!!"
"It's knuckle puck time"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Yippee-ki-yay, Mother er
"Eight hundred leaf-tables and no chairs? You can't sell leaf-tables and no chairs. Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got !"
"Son, you got a panty on your head."
"I don't know...they were jammies! They had Yodas and on 'em!"
"I'll be taking these Huggies...and whatever cash you got. And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife."
Such a great and classic movie. I just watched it again last week, it never gets old.
Here's a few more:
The Dude: sympathy! I don't need your in' sympathy, man, I need my ing johnson!
Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you a stranger in the ass!
Walter Sobchak: What the are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
The Dude: in' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the up, Donny.
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a ing beer. He's not taking your ing turn, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.
And there sre so many more, it is just a great movie full of hillarious lines. Walter Sobchak may be the funniest character in any movie, at least in my humble opinion.
Office Space
I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
Office Space
Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the is wrong with you people?
Office Space
Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do .
"Piss on your peace."
"Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!"
"Both (all?) you mother ers are crazy"
But I can't remember the movie
Wait a second, I have an idea. You
go over and introduce yourself. That
way you can build me up so when I
come along I won't have to brag about
myself. Tell her I'm good-looking
and I'm rich and I have a rapist's
wit.
HARRY
Oh, I've trained them, bathed them,
clipped them; I've even bred them.
MARY
Really? Any unusual breeding?
HARRY
Nah, mostly just doggie-style. But
one time we successfully mated a
Bulldog and a zu.
MARY
Really? That's weird.
HARRY
Yeah. We called it a Bull .
Just a little breeder joke.
That has to be White Men Can't Jump.
"Both you mother ers are crazy. I'm going to my car......get my other gun. Shoot everybody's ass."
Rev. Brown: He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.
"That knife's gonna look awful funny shoved up your ass."
I can't believe somebody hasn't already said this one:
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
From "Three Amigos":
"It's a sweater!"
Private Joker ! I like you , I want to come to my house for dinner and my sister
Movie is the Aristocrats. Quote is
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was like an entire movie that could be quoted. Here are some of my favorites.......
Raoul Duke, "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."
Dr. Gonzo, "As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit."
Dr. Gonzo, "Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special messages. Acapulco shirts. Get the out of L.A. for at least 48 hours."
Raoul Duke, "Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it."
Raoul Duke, "A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip."
I could go on forever. That movie kicked ass.
"They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works all the time."
Quoting anything from the first hour of Full Metal Jacket is waved off for being too easy.
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