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Oyes Abante, I got those mañosas you ordered. I know you like Ele (chort for elephant). Not because she's fat putos, she is, pero because her lips look like elephant ears.
You know how it works, guey. Half now and half when you choot your load. Same as always.
Oh I almost forgets, last time you gave Chela crabs, puto. I want your clearance from the doctor before you smash.
Big , little and in your case no and it doesn't matter. Use your ing brain, anticipate, be cool and think. Listen to her, nothing makes a woman wetter than a great listener. Now add the little notes, the little things and even a no like you can make it happen.
Don't know jack about women do ya slick? Is there anything you do know about?
I got a question for ya amigo, what's with you people hauling the whole tribe around everywhere ya go? And how many kids can a peach picker afford anyway? Thank God for welfare, huh?
Stick with stupid, looks good on ya.
After I answer you I have some questions of my own.
I've never hauled the familia around. You got me mixed with those Mexicanos de Califas. Texas Mescans and Califas Mescans are totally different. As many kids I can from those peashes I pick. I picked your viejas peash pero I used a rubber. I didn't want to catch anything from all the diseases you brought back.
Now my questions. Why would you want some other vato tapping your shick in front of you? Does she make you look into her eyes while the other dude choves his pinga into her peash?
Also, why do always order the #6 combo from me? Don't you like bariety? Cada vez you ask for Ele and the tranny. I think the worn out chocha reminds you of your esposa but the pinga? Don't get mad to me for asking, guey. You are one of my best customers. You and Blake. He makes the mañosas wear a paper mask of his ex while Tyrone bangs her. I'll never understand buying a puta for someone you don't know.
Dude, why not lurk for awhile ok? That was too stupid to even reply to.
Pay attention -less...
Are you paying attention at all, you have anything that resembles a brain in your head? You talk like some cherry boy. Obviously you don't know a damn thing about women. If ya did then you'd be...yep, you got it. Until you actually get laid why not save your bull , ok?
Oh, that was stupid but the packing the car with the familia thing was grade a material, huh? And the peash picking? Thass some classy chit right there.
Little amigo I live in Mexico north...California...ok? It's exactly like I said it is. I see it every day. What's with driving around with no insurance? What's with all the stabbings? All the drunk driving?
I guess they don't do that chit in Boise, Idaho (U da Hoe), huh? Good thing the white people are the majority or this whold country would be like Afghanistan. No vales verga, guey. That has to be the stupidest chit I've ever heard. You act like only the Mexicanos do that chit there. All those white boys that dress like us and act like us do the same damn chit.
Bull ! Pull your sombrero out of your ass, ok?
I'll pull the sombrero out when you pull Sheila the Tranny's pinga out of yours.
Chingo
It's not working, ok? Some here I play this little silly internet bit with, yep...twisted, but you are just too far gone. You're stuff just..well..boring. So go do something else ok amigo. You're a waste of my time.
Avante I need some advice...I want to setup a three way....one white girl and one black girl...how do I adjust my pussy strokes when going from one girl to the other...if they were the same race it would be no problem but white girls make me last longer but black girls make me faster because of the juiciness of their pussy..darker the cherry the sweeter the juice...how do I adjust?
Play what bit? I was on your side "amigo" until you started with all the racist bullchit. Don't get mad to me because I brought out your business. You didn't seem to be chy when you brought up getting serviced by cheboys in the Phillippines.
I thought we was cool. Used to be my homie... used to be my ace... now I want to slap the tasteses out your mouth...
You don't set up a threeway little one, it simply happens. You meet a girl at a bar, you end up at her place she has a friend who lives with her....bingo.
Kids~~~~~~
we can talk later about the nuances of setting up a 3 way... for now I just asked about the pussy strokes switching from black to white...how do I adjust?
Forget that silliness let's talk why anyone would go with....Koolaid_Man, makes ya look re ed.
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