My wife drives a Volvo. I drive a 3/4 ton Ram 4x4.
I am a conservative
I don't have a workplace per se
I'm a cuckold
I haven't been to a strip club in 20+ years
I am married so I don't date
I like black
I don't eat soup unless it's hot and sour and even then only one restaurant makes the one I will eat
I drink iced tea, Lipton, make it at home
I eat my pee pee
I wear Levi Strauss, don't own a single Ralph Lauren item and I don't wear khakis.
I listen to all sorts of music, nothing you mentioned though.
I don't kiss and tell, and never had any complaints about my bedroom behavior.
As for my age, I'm old enough to sleep alone but young enough to not want to.
You suck at this.