NBA: LOL Hakeem: It Took Dwight 3 Days To Learn What I Taught Kobe In One Hour

[Michael Jordan.]

[Michael Jordan.]

1996	Utah Jazz	Game 5	Miss	Bryant misses a game tying shot with 4 seconds left.
1999	San Antonio Spurs	Game 2	Miss	Bryant misses a game tying shot at the end of regulation
2000	Phoenix Suns	Game 2	Make	Bryant makes a game winning shot with 2 seconds left
2001	Philidephia 76ers	Game 1	Miss	Bryant misses a game winning shot with 20 seconds left.
2002	San Antonio Spurs	Game 2	Miss	Bryant misses a game tying shot at regulation
2002	San Antonio Spurs	Game 4	Make	Bryant makes a game winning shot with 5 seconds left
2002	Sacramento Kings	Game 4	Miss	Bryant misses a game winning shot with 4 seconds left
2002	Sacramento Kings	Game 5	Miss	Bryant misses a game winning shot with 8 seconds left
2002	Sacramento Kings	Game 7	Miss	Bryant misses a game winning tip shot with 8 seconds left
2003	Minnesota Timberwolves	Game 3	Miss	Bryant misses a game winning shot in OT with 13 seconds left.
2003	Minnesota Timberwolves	Game 3	Miss	Bryant misses a game tying shot in OT with 2 seconds left
2003	San Antonio Spurs	Game 1	Miss	Bryant misses a game winning shot with 13 seconds left.
2004	Houston Rockets	Game 1	Miss	Bryant misses a game winning shot with 17 seconds left.
2004	Houston Rockets	Game 4	Miss	Bryant misses a game winning shot with 3 seconds left.
2004	San Antonio Spurs	Game 5	Make	Bryant makes a game winning shot attempt with 12 seconds left.
2004	Detroit Pistons	Game 2	Make	Bryant makes a game tying shot at the buzzer.
2006	Phoenix Suns	Game 4	Make	Bryant makes a game tying shot with one second left.
2006	Phoenix Suns	Game 4	Make	Bryant makes a game winning shot at the buzzer.
2006	Phoenix Suns	Game 6	Miss	Bryant misses a game winning shot with 6 seconds left.
2008	San Antonio Spurs	Game 1	Make	Bryant makes the game winning shot with 23 seconds left.
2009	Utah Jazz	Game 3	Miss	Bryant misses a game winning shot with 2 seconds left.
2009	Orlando Magic	Game 2	Miss	Bryant has his game winning shot blocked with 8 sec left.
2010	Oklahoma City Thunder	Game 6	Miss	Bryant misses game winning shot with .5 seconds left.
2010	Phoenix Suns	Game 5	Miss	Bryant misses a game winning shot with 3 seconds left.
2011	Dallas Mavericks	Game 1	Miss	Bryant misses a game winning shot at the end of regulation

[Michael Jordan.]

as Henry Abbott pointed out, from 1996-January 28^th 2011, Kobe is just 36/115 in the final 24 seconds of a game with the Lakers trailing by three of fewer points.)

[Michael Jordan.]

Defensive Rating (Points by the opposition with Kobe on the floor per 100 possessions, with the league average in parentheses):
2005: 111 (103.1)
2006: 105 (103.4)
2007: 109 (103.7)
2008: 105 (104.7)
2009: 106 (105.4)
2010: 104 (104.9)
2011: 105 (104.5)
2012: 106 (101.8)

[Koolaid_Man]

here's a stat request for you MJ...how many viles of cocaine did you burn in your pipe this morning?

[Clipper Nation]

Cedi-Bear butthurt about these Kirby truth bombs
Kirby = most overrated player of all time

[Katherine Robinson]

Boiled down:::

Kobe Bryant: 1 hour

Johnny apple seed: 72 hours

[elmanutres]

Laker fan still coming off the effects from The Begging

[AchillesHeel]

[DMC]

I would have paid money to watch those two dance IRL.

[Calispursfan11]

This gets me every time.

as for Kools post, that was actually a nice read, gotta respect the dream tbh.

The white pants gaffe has been voted of the four most embarrassing things in ST history tbh