Since Evolution Is The Answer - Tell Me When Can I Expect To Grow My Wings And Fly

[RD2191]

Why would I say that if I don't believe in evolution?

[RD2191]

[ChumpDumper]

Why would I say that if I don't believe in evolution?

So who actually said that?

No one who knows anything about evolution would say something that stupid, so it had to be you.

[RD2191]

The evolutionary history of primates can be traced back 65 million years. Primates are one of the oldest of all surviving placental mammal groups. The oldest known primate-like mammal species (those of the genus Plesiadapis) come from North America, but inhabited Eurasia and Africa on a wide scale during the tropical conditions of the Paleocene and Eocene. Molecular evidence suggests that the last common ancestor between humans and the remaining great apes diverged 4–8 million years ago.
The gorillas were the first group to split, then the chimpanzees (genus Pan) split off from the line leading to the humans. Thefunctional portion of human DNA is approximately 98.4% identical to that of chimpanzees when comparing single nucleotide polymorphisms (see human evolutionary genetics). Therefore, the closest living relatives of humans are gorillas and chimpanzees, as they share a relatively recent common ancestor.^[9]
Humans are probably most closely related to two chimpanzee species: the Common Chimpanzee and the Bonobo.^[9] Current estimates of suggested concurrence between functional human and chimpanzee DNA sequences range between 95% and 99%;^{[10][11][12][13]}

[Leetonidas]

You guys know there are fish in australia with limbs right?

[ChumpDumper]

See, they didn't say humans evolved from chimps.

Man, you're stupid.

[RD2191]

Okay son, well whats your theory? You are a scientist right? Or do you get your info from the web just as I do?

[Leetonidas]

Obviously you have no idea what "related" and "descended from" mean

[RD2191]

Oh god, you are one stupid mother er.

[ChumpDumper]

Okay son, well whats your theory? You are a scientist right? Or do you get your info from the web just as I do?

Did you even read what you got from the web?

Your "research" is terrible. Even when you find something and quote it you have no idea what the words mean.

[RD2191]

Well enlighten me son, where did we come from and how did we evolve? That was OPs question and he never got an answer.

[Leetonidas]

Oh god, I am one stupid mother er.

agreed tbh now that you've come to terms with it the healing can begin

[DMC]

....I mean based on the "logic" of evolution we're only getting better with time right? So when does wings mixed in with a little eagle vision somehow find it's way into the human genome...do we need to cross breed humans with birds first or will the kids born 100 yrs from now just mysteriously have wings attached to their bodies...can a good atheist please explain how this evolution thing works...I'm looking forward to visiting Pluto on my own....

Memo to atheists: Evolution gets you to the strange freaky creatures that you saw on Star Wars...it doesn't get you to a perfectly balanced human body with organs in their proper place....evolution doesn't decide when it has the perfect human body and then stop evolving...it doesn't decide that it has the perfect genome and now it can stop producing freaks of nature on a mass scale...it doesn't decide the brain need to in the head as opposed to on your feet...it doesn't decide universally that all blood no matter the species must be red...it just doesn't compute for me...

You and Mouse using the same shtick over and over.

Here's how it goes:

1. Select a subject that you know is grounded in science
2. Make a strawman comment about it
3. Wait for responses

Example:

If we've actually been to the moon, how come there are no houses there?

or

If viruses cause diseases, how come they don't get the disease? Exactly.

[RD2191]

So chimps and gorillas survived yet erectus who was able to control fire did not?

[ChumpDumper]

Well enlighten me son, where did we come from and how did we evolve? That was OPs question and he never got an answer.

First I want you to read your wikipedia research again and tell us where you ed up.

[RD2191]

[ChumpDumper]

So chimps and gorillas survived yet erectus who was able to control fire did not?

Yep.

Did god create erectus?

Why did he bother if he was just going to kill them along with several other models before the current one?

[Max Taber]

go get a white woman kool! you got your orders!

[ChumpDumper]

Oh, you're shutting down again.

[RD2191]

Logical thinking right there Bud.

[RD2191]

You can't answer the question can you?

[Leetonidas]

Kony really did a number on this guy he's posted hundreds of times in the last couple days on this subject alone, made a butthurt thread, and continues to post in others threads on the same subject. I think a 4 day straight meltdown is unprecedented on ST tbh, this has been on literally all day posting on ST for the last couple of days too 's sad

[Koolaid_Man]

Yeah Kool..........and why havent white dudes evolved to Niggras and have larger than 3" cawks and have a hard time gettin the white womenz??? They wanna evolve too!!!

youz a cold mofo dawg

[ChumpDumper]

You can't answer the question can you?

I just did.

You certainly do miss a lot don't you?

[Leetonidas]

You can't answer the question can you?

Why does it matter? I am not going to try to explain my reasoning and faith to you. Why should I have to? You are a close minded individual who will simply dismiss my answer as unreasonable, illogical, and then retort to insulting me. So no thanks.