10 things blacks can do that whites can't

[Clipper Nation]

ld gt Meltdwn

[DJR210]

ld gt meltdown

[DMC]

lol a trade you can know "everything about" just by attending a 2 hour seminar.

[DMC]

You really this dumb?

You must think I am. No one can connect remotely to your PC and do anything without someone first doing something locally to your PC, certainly not Chris. So to say he fixed it remotely is misleading at best. You had to give him access, or he had to give it to himself from your house. If he did that preemptively, do you think maybe he planted a problem so he could fix it and impress you enough to accept that your daughter's breath smell like his semen?

[Koolaid_Man]

Boast 6 inches or more

[cantthinkofanything]

You got me but I had to look to make sure I had a rhyme right.

Whatcha doin'
Eatin' chocolate
Where'd you get it?
Doggie dropped it
Where'd he drop it?
On the floor
What's he doin'?
Makin' more

[cantthinkofanything]

@the Taco Cabana's?

I guess. Don't be put out by your mom's black eye.

[cantthinkofanything]

Ahhh Blue Moon. I ing love this .

Papa Smurf used to crack me up with that. Then it was just gross when he became incontinent.

[cantthinkofanything]

How do you throw gang signs on the internet? Ok c is for cookie.

You post some bad ass nigras in your sig. I'd suggest Public Enemy.

[cantthinkofanything]

It takes me a little while to get your . "Don't be put out by your Mom's black eye." Ok So my Mom has a black eye already? Or you wanna give my Mom a black eye? I'm a little slow right now.

I don't know. If she doesn't have one, I'll poke her in the eye with my weenie. Or if we're in public, I'll punch her.

[cantthinkofanything]

How bout some real 's. 5th Ward Dawg?

No one gets the reference. Post some rappers.

[cantthinkofanything]

I'd rather you poke her with your little weenie.

Done. Now she's lost an eye.

[cantthinkofanything]

IDK. Did they ever do anything with Nelly?

[cantthinkofanything]

Does the Rott write the lyrics and/or the beats?

[cantthinkofanything]

^ Nope, just listen sometime.REAL 's. Not this I got a white girlfriend and I goto church 's.

I'm lost. Are they like Fantasy Island?

[cantthinkofanything]

Yes, you are lost. They were born on Fantasy Island with Tattoo but then moved to 5th Ward. in H-town.

Weird. Did you see that pic of Tattoo dealing with Hannah Montana's bottom?

[cantthinkofanything]

Yore drinkink?

[cantthinkofanything]

No. I usually just post without looking at any replies. You see my sig right? That's Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, the AIDS nig, and some others. My guess is that it represents about half a billion dollars and several murders. What's your sig?

[cantthinkofanything]

Blue Moon is a Wheat Beer though and gives you massive farts @ about 3:47am

Do you drink yours with an umbrella and panties?

[cantthinkofanything]

Mine is jigaboo nightmare

[cantthinkofanything]

Dude I've seen you do better but ok.

Give me a break. I'm drunk.

[cantthinkofanything]

Sometimes it's just hard to reply to you.

Idk. I like that chick from Last Man Standing. The waitress that has the kid.

[cantthinkofanything]

Ok wtf are you drinking?

Your mom's vag!!!!

[cantthinkofanything]

What do I owe you?

A bunch of penicillin.

[cantthinkofanything]

penicillin continues to be the drug of choice for treatment of all stages of syphilis. Three antiviral medications have been shown to provide clinical benefit in the treatment of genital herpes:

http://www.aafp.org/afp/1999/1001/p1387.html

Idk. I think she gave me ass warts. I may end up trying Lithium.