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Did you beat Kiefer to the corpse?
What's up with the casual nonchalant at udes towards dead bodies? Moral degenerates itt
Did you beat Kiefer to the corpse?
His name is Ace actually.
the time i had to stab my bosses wife in the heart with a syringe.
There was also the time I was staying at a Hostel with my best bud and this guy we met while travelling. Long story short we ran into a group of guys that would pay huge amounts of money to "play doctor" with real patients and random tools. I barely made it out with an Asian chick with a burnt out eye.
I'll never forget the conversation I heard running out of there.
#1: Avante, get your ass in gear and get them?
#2: Why, Tlong? You are the one into Asians and that guy doesn't look young enough for me.
I was in this pie eating contest and next to me was this dumb fat kid. We all made fun of him before the contest. "Piiiiggggy...piiiggggggy". Anyway, during the contest, he is going to town on the pie. At the end, he vomits on purpose and then all of the people at the fair began vomiting. Another man in the contest had drugged the pies and next thing I know, my butthole is being sewed to piggy's mouth and then some 's butthole is sewed to my mouth and we have to live like that for a while.
Screw you!!!!!! I was going to go with the whole human centipede story next!! Asshole!
He didn't try , that mother er did it. lol
Let's see, on the internet, probably that video of those crazy Russian kids that tortured and killed that homeless guy.
IRL, I saw a motorcycle accident with these two butch lesbians and one of them wasn't wearing a helmet. Her face/scalp was ripped off when we got down to help and call 911. Her girlfriend(I'm assuming) kept crying and asking if she was going to be ok.
Were they hot? I know the scalp was pulled back but what about the bod? Were they fat mullet butch or tatted and cigarette smoking butch?
God damn. Can't you read. He said, "two butch lesbians".
There are different levels of butch.
There is the one that has a mullet and tucks in their shirt and lets their gut hang over. Then there is the one that likes to pretend they are as tough as a guy but still look kind of hot. Is he sure they were both butch?
IDK. The poster could be gay and tries to justify liking fat men by saying they are butch lesbians. So it could have been two guys on the motorcycle.
Fat mullet butch. I refer to hot lesbians as just lesbians. lol
I guess what confused me is that you stopped to help. If they were FMB then why stop at all?
Stupid humanity got the better of me, my apologies.
So this recent episode wasn't the first time you your pants in public.
Got it.
Thanks!
What's "FMB"?
Fat Mullet Butch = FMB
ing context clues man...
I thought it was two dudes on the bike????
apparently neutral xmas makes him s his pants these days.
10 years from now someone will make a similar thread to this one. Troll chump will post that he's seen some things and would never recommend it to any troll. He will warn of The Indisputable Truth thread.
You're a valley mexican. I can tell because they don't say "we got out of our car" they say "we got down". Do you also say "get down and pour gas" or do you say "pump gas"?
10 years from now someone will make a similar thread to this one. Troll chump will post that he's seen some things and would never recommend it to any troll. He will warn of The Indisputable Truth thread.
Some other guys will also be making fun of his 238,000 posts!!!!!!
I bet you see some disgusting where you work. You probably find all sorts of crazy objects lodged into tight spaces.
Almost funny except your fishing expeditions have never been correct. Keep trying though - your man crush is funny to watch!
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