Thing a woman does that annoys you the most

[I. Hustle]

Avante: Whaddya want to eat?
Avante's girlfriend: McDonalds
A: We just went there yesterday.
AG: Yeah but I want to go to a different one to see if I get a different toy in my happy meal.
A: Ok, we can go.
AG: Do I get to take off the handcuffs today?

[Smart Ass]

The shortest answer is what they do that doesn't annoy you.

[BigZak]

Honey do lists....but i'm out of that business now.

[UZER]

Her: can you pick me up a soda on the way home.
me: what kind?
her: doesnt matter
me: you sure
her: yes I promise
me: (show up with coke for me, Dr pepper for her) the coke is mine, got you the DP
her: I don't like DP. I want the coke.
me: you always drink DP. You just had one yesterday.
her: yeah but I don't like it anymore

[BigZak]

[DMC]

Avante: Whaddya want to eat?
Avante's girlfriend: McDonalds
A: We just went there yesterday.
AG: Yeah but I want to go to a different one to see if I get a different toy in my happy meal.
A: Ok, we can go.
AG: Do I get to take off the handcuffs today?

A: Can I borrow some money? I'm busted
AG: What happened?
A: Giants

[Thread]

Comb the front of their hair, but, not the back. GD it.
Tattoo themselves.
Go to seed.
Wear a halter top + a bra.
Smoke.
Drink beer.