Jeez, I'm gone for 12 hours, and I miss all the good stuff. Let me get caught up:
To GiG: 1. Having a bunch of "hot" chicks as myspace buddies doesn't make you popular. You know most of those pics are fake and... seriously, it's not like it's hard to collect buddies on myspace. My friend Sam specializes in collecting myspace strippers and other ty-looking girls. He has hundreds. And then he just spams them with obnoxious political news. 2. It's Scarlett Johanson. If you'd watch more grown-up movies, you'd know who she was. 3. Nobody here wants to see your video. It's weird and slightly pathetic how badly you want to show it off. Does the chick involved know you're trying to exploit a private moment? Everyone here has given or received oral sex and it wouldn't benefit any of us to see some cheap-ass video of an amateur teenager getting his carrot waxed.
And if I seem grumpy it's because it's 1:44 and I can't sleep.