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Dayum!
[Wash Out can't read the number on the runway he's landing on]
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I need clearance to land on runway thirty... thirty... something!
Air Controller: Thirtysomething's been cancelled.
Dayum!
classyYou asked for class...I give you class...
Admiral Benson: I've personally flown over a hundred-ninety-four missions and I was shot down every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.
"Admiral Benson!
Really, that's my name too!"
Katie Jordan is all about Class...I like it...I really like it...
Shes more man than Ill ever be
How can I forget about:
She's in the movie.
classy
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear, you are cleared for take-off. When you hit that nuclear weapons plant... drop a bomb for me!
Lt. Commander Block: Uh, Sphincter Mucus Layer Ringworm, roger!
Topper Harley: Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.
Nope, haven't seen Hot Shots
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Bob Vila: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home.
Bob Vila: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
Hot Shots Part Deux?
Why not?
And what about that scene at the Funeral!
My fav. part of PArt Duex is the death count/kill total at the bottom of the screen!
More bloody then Terminator 2!!
More kills than Rambo!!
Bloodiest MOvie Ever!!!
buahahhahah
give me a second
I love that line.
I like when they are at the barracks and they show that chick with the big ho-hos and the DI comes in and says "Suck in that chest!!"
Pushing "Dead Meat" through the hospital to emergency
Doctor: Quick, nurse check his penis. See if its longer than mine.
oh, and uh...hotshots is a great movie too.
Part Duex:
Saddam: Now I will kill you untill you die!
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