This thread is going to get better if Serb comes back with some more stories. This is hilarious.
Tim (12-14) asks...
When my sister gets out of the shower and goes into her room to change I watch her masturbate. There is a hole in the door and I can see right between her legs and sometimes she sticks things in her vagina. Is it OK for me to do this? Is it normal?
Bob (8 or younger) asks...
I have sex with my little brother. He is 1 year old. Is this wrong?
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Dear DARKO POWER,
At age eleven you need to be concentrating of perfecting the art of masturbation rather than worrying about not getting any. Make it a game. See if you can rub one out in every room in your house. Then try for every room at your grandma's house. One day, you will be able to jerk off in every seat in the Palace at Auburn Hills, including that last spot on Detroit's sideline you so treasure.
Then reality TV shows and the Guinness Book of World Records will come calling. You'll be more famous than Darko, and he'll come groveling to you for attention!
The glass is always half full,
TeenHealthFX
One of my testicles hangs lower than the other. Is something wrong?
Dear Tim,
You should be ashamed of yourself. She's masturbating because your Dad isn't giving her the "special attention" that he used to now that he figured out how to keep the poodle still on the bondage rack without knocking over the Vaseline bottle and the stuffed armadillo.
If all you do is watch your sister, you need to lend a helping hand at the very least. Be a man and take ol' Dad's place. He'll thank you for this later when she isn't complaining about hand cramps at the dinner table.
Best wishes,
TeenHealthFX
What is cyber sex or phone sex? How do you do it? Is it safe?
and can you get pregnant from it??
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I'm a 17 year old male. I like wearing women?s underwear. Is this normal or
am I not right in the head.
Signed: Likes Wearing Women?s Underwear
Dear Bob,
You are such a giving child that tears come to my eyes. Of course it's OK to have sex with your little brother. Just a warning, when you're backing your bare ass up to the crib to allow easier access for your darling angel baby bro, the bars might cause chafing and discomfort.
Oh yeah, and make sure he has his pacifier in. The intense joyous screaming after a baby has an orgasm shatters glass.
Regards,
TeenHealthFX
Brian (15-17) asks...
When I am in Gym, I take a look around at other boys undressing and I get my penis gets stiff. When we are in the shower, it gets even stiffer. I'm not gay, but why is it doing this?
Dear Anonymous,
The problem here is a simple one to resolve. When your mother and sister are simulteanously tea-bagging you, Mom has greater suction due to her larger lung capacity. Kindly ask them to switch sides for a while.
Best of luck,
TeenHealthFX
Emily (15-17) asks about masturbation:
This sounds really BAD but I found one of my mom's vibrators, and tried it out, (it felt really good) is this wrong? am i too young?
...and so does Sally (12-14):
When I was watching t.v. a few nights ago I realized I get a nude channel. So I was watching thinking this is sooo funny. Well I got really horny and I started masturbating. This is the first time I've ever tried to masturbate. It was o.k. but I didn't feel comfortable. Is this o.k. and normal?
..and so does Hanna (12-14):
I heard my sisters talking about a vibrator. I am wondering if I am too young to use one.
A concerned father asks:
My 8 year old daughter has started masturbating since we got her to stop sucking her thumb. She seems to be doing it many times a day. She even will spend long periods of time in our swimming pool against the return where the water jets out. Do you have any advice?
David (15-17) asks...
My friend (he's a guy) and I have experimented together. We masturbated each other, rubbed our penises on each other, etc. I really enjoyed it and hope to do it again. I've read that same sex stuff in your teen years is common. Is what we have done okay? I've fantasized about oral sex with him, is that okay to try. I am sure we are both virgins.
Mark (12-14) asks...
One time my brother and I had oral sex. Does this make me a weirdo?
Kyle (15-17) has two questions:
In p.e class we had a soccer game. After our teacher told us to have a shower, so I took off all my clothes and so did other people. I accedentally saw other penises and they looked different. Theirs didn't have any skin at the tip, it was like totally pulled back. Is something wrong with me? After my penis got big people started to look. Am i gay?
Bob (12-14) asks about others:
I was wondering why the other guys masturbate with friends.
Joey (15-17) asks about penis size:
Generally, how old are teenage guys when their penis starts to get bigger?
...and so does Peter (12-14):
My penis when erect is about 3 inches long. Is that normal or big or small?
...and so does Will (20):
I am almost 20 years old, and I still haven't fully matured. Is this ok, do some people take longer to develop, is there a cut-off date for growth or something? My penis size isn't that great, and I don't think it has grown completely or as much as it should have. The only other thing that makes me worry is the fact that everyone says I look like I am 16, and I hate that, it gets to you after awhile. Everything else is ok, the voice changed, and I have all the hair and all. Just the one thing that worries me.
...and so does Nick (15):
What is the normal size of an erect penis for a 15 year old male?
...and so does Jason (14):
I'm 14 and my penis is 4 inches long when it is erected, it this normal, small or big for my age?
...and so does Brian (17):
In the locker room sometimes glancing in the wrong spots I can see other guys' penises. What is the average size for someone who is seventeen years of age? How should I feel about the size of mine compared to others?
...and so does Tianyao (m,13):
I am 13 years old, going to 14. I still do not have any pubic hair although my other friends who are shorter than me already have. My penis is very short, only about 6.5 cm (about 2.5 inches) when erected. Are there any problems with me?
Dear Brian,
You are gay. Let me repeat that ; you are gay.
Embrace your gayness and post some gay porn by your locker.
Rainbow Power,
TeenHealthFX
...and so does Peter (12-14):
My penis when erect is about 3 inches long. Is that normal or big or small?
Dear Peter...if you dont get help from your parents, get help somewhere
Dear Anonymous,
Phone sex is when you place a telephone into your anus. It's very safe unless you forget to clean it off and your sister is trying to use it to call into American Idol. Then it can be harmful when you're beaten into a bloody pulp using the phone as a blunt weapon.
Cyber sex is a rarity unless you live in Detroit. This act occurs when Robocop answers a distress call and is willing to have intercourse with you. It's very safe considering that Officer Murphy's member is now encased in stainless steel.
Warmest regards,
TeenHealthFX
Dear Likes Wearing Women's Underwear,
It is perfectly normal to enjoy wearing woman's undergarments. The sheerness and design of such clothing puts men's underwear to shame. As long as you acquire them in a righteous manner by not returning them to girls who leave them in the back seat of your car rather than purchasing them, you are a-OK. You and Victoria can share a secret, but don't give that skank any money.
But also remember, once you get to college, you need to wash your newly acquired next-to-nothings before you wear them. College girls are broke and don't have their mothers around to do their laundry.
Best of luck,
TeenHealthFX
or very very sick...but still funnie
Bob (12-14) asks about others:
I was wondering why the other guys masturbate with friends.
Dear Bob,
Those other guys are gay, but don't worry about those guys, they will grow up to have excellent fashion sense and a crap load of disposable income.
That is just nasty..........Come on Dave why would you want to rub your penis on a male? Or better yet why would you let him rub HIS penis on you. :vomitDavid (15-17) asks...
My friend (he's a guy) and I have experimented together. We masturbated each other, rubbed our penises on each other, etc. I really enjoyed it and hope to do it again. I've read that same sex stuff in your teen years is common. Is what we have done okay? I've fantasized about oral sex with him, is that okay to try. I am sure we are both virgins.
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Last edited by A Serbian Beast; 08-23-2005 at 09:37 PM.
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