They're comin' to git our guns!!! or... when whackadoos attack!

[The Reckoning]

Abbott just seeing the opportunity to speak for his supporters. Unfortunately they're all dumbasses who read Cosmored articles.

[The Reckoning]

Bastropo

this is some King of the Hill level right here. guy has to be a troll, right?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Saw that. I am amazed these looneys haven't started shooting yet. It is merely a matter of time.

Why are you "amazed" they haven't started shooting yet? What would start them shooting and who would they be shooting at? I believe you'll be waiting a lonnnnng time before your extreme rightwing vs government shoot out fantasy comes to fruition.

[boutons_deux]

Desperate Residents of Austin Completely Surrounded by Texas

AUSTIN – In a deepening humanitarian crisis, residents of the city of Austin report that they are completely surrounded by Texas, a situation that locals are calling “dire.”

Austin has traditionally enjoyed freedoms as a semi-autonomous region, hosting film festivals and literary events without the interference of its hostile neighbors, but there are growing fears that those days may be coming to an end

Alarmingly, citizens of Austin report, extremists within the city limits have taken over the Capitol Building and installed a militant government with dominion over its residents.

In recent days, Austin has made desperate requests for assistance to the U.S. military, which will be conducting exercises in Texas in July.

The city is hoping that the United States will use its military might to liberate the isolated municipality and transform it into an independent state along the lines of Kurdistan.

But those who live in this besieged city are growing increasingly desperate as they await military aid. In the words of one resident, “We feel so alone here.”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borow...nded-by-texas?mbid=nl_050715_Borowitz&cndid=&mbid=nl_050715_Boro witz&CNDID=&spMailingID=7724212&spUserID=MjczNzc0N jk0NDAS1&spJobID=680729474&spReportId=NjgwNzI5NDc0 S0

[Spur_Fanatic]

Holy , some texans are ing stupid.

[boutons_deux]

Holy , some texans are ing stupid.

Outside of Dallas, San Antonio, Austin, Houston, MOST of them are.

[The Reckoning]

Just caught up on this .

Conservatives

how do you feel about your Conservatives taking over?

[Blizzardwizard]

how do you feel about your Conservatives taking over?

Conservatism has been leading in England since the 70s, more or less. Today's potential result is not surprising, when Conservatives own 80% of the media.

[Clipper Nation]

Conservatism has been leading in England since the 70s, more or less. Today's potential result is not surprising, when Conservatives own 80% of the media.

Socialism taking yet another L

[Blizzardwizard]

Socialism taking yet another L

Socialism losing?? Socialism has swept across Scotland tonight with the SNP. Once the Conservatives kill off more people and force exit to the EU, people will see the stain Conservatism leaves.

[Clipper Nation]

Once the Conservatives kill off more people and force exit to the EU, people will see the stain Conservatism leaves.

The EU is trash, there's a reason why everybody in it is going bankrupt

[Blake]

how do you feel about your Conservatives taking over?

I hate uneducated buffoons taking over. I know you remember Rick Perry's college transcript from lol a&m

[Blizzardwizard]

The EU is trash, there's a reason why everybody in it is going bankrupt

Yeah, like Germany. Short-term reactionaries wanting out of the EU would come crawling back a couple of years later when they're being attacked by ISIS and nobody will help them.

[boutons_deux]

Majority of likely GOP primary voters could believe Operation Jade Helm 15 is probably a federal invasion of Texas

According to a poll released by Public Policy Polling (PPP) late on Wednesday, 60 percent of likely voters in the Republican primaries believe that Operation Jade Helm 15 is an attempt by the federal government to invade and take over Texas.

The idea that the Obama administration is using the multistate military exercise called Jade Helm 15 as a means of launching a “soft invasion” of Texas has been roundly mocked by mainstream news organizations, but the message apparently isn’t reaching Republican voters, as the PPP poll found that 32 percent of them believe an invasion is imminent, and 28 percent of them aren’t sure.

http://www.salon.com/2015/05/14/majo...sion_of_texas/

You rightwingnuts are goddam in stupid, ignorant assholes.

[Winehole23]

28 percent clueless. they ain't believers. just possible believers.

60% convinced is a grandiose exaggeration.

[m>s]

Yeah, like Germany. Short-term reactionaries wanting out of the EU would come crawling back a couple of years later when they're being attacked by ISIS and nobody will help them.

EU isn't a military alliance dip

[boutons_deux]

Greg "Jade Helm" Abbot, "running" his state of paranoid, ignorant assholes like a pro.

[m>s]

^ off

[SupremeGuy]

^ off

[Blizzardwizard]

EU isn't a military alliance dip

Du bist ein scheisskopf. Hitler war ein feigling mit einer kugel im kopf wie Himmler

[m>s]

Your German sucks and you sound like a got

[Blizzardwizard]

Your German sucks and you sound like a got

I don't think there's much wrong accuracy wise with anything I wrote, what did I get wrong then oh Deutscher Meister?

[m>s]

Germans don't talk like gots that's what. It just sounds weird a German saying that

[Blizzardwizard]

Germans don't talk like gots that's what. It just sounds weird a German saying that

So to clarify, there was nothing wrong grammatically with what I typed and you're just a salty mofo?

Got it

[m>s]

Ask your doctor about prescribing testosterone