Damn, we could've had Chewbacca for that price.
Zzultrongate: according to sources, the Spurs are actively looking to trade Zzultron after it was discovered a certain spur had been texting his wife.
Really diggin this guys low post game..
Better than I thought it would be
Oh man! That cartoon was so cool.
a poster of fantasy, uwwww
a human after my own heart, pleasantly surprised, lol
fantasy battle coming, hahahaha
Lord Anomandaris Purake, MALAZAN ALL STAR SUPER FORWARD, considering offers from the Spurs!!!
Awesome breaking news from the cosmic social media today, specifically SPACEBOOK:
Anomandaris, Lord of Darkness, the current reigning Cosmos MVP, has been reported to be considering a one-year vacation on Earth, and thus might be "open" to a none year contract with the Spurs!
The Lord of Darkness, who averaged 40.0 ppg, 18 rpg, 11.5 apg, and 8.9 bpg ( almost a quadruple double) for the Malazan super team last season, is generally acknowledged to be the best player of the Cosmos, and would be a sensational pick-up for the Spurs.
He is the team captain of the Malazan super team, the reigning Cosmic Champions, a team which defeated the Alpha Draconis reptilians in a magnificent nine game Cosmos finals last season.
Will he sign up for our beloved Spurs? We shall soon find out.
there you go, hahaha!
typo:
should be..............."one year contract with the Spurs"
More on the aforementioned news:
Direct from SPACEBOOK:
Lord Icarium of the Jaghut, the center and co-captain of the Malazan superteam, the reigning Cosmic champions, was asked by a reporter from Texas about the reported "possible interest" of Lord Anomandaris with the San Antonio Spurs.
Icarium, flashing his Jaghut tusks, simply smiled.
Last year, the supercenter of the Malazan all-stars, averaged 38.5 ppg, 37.5 rpg (Cosmos leading), and 9.9 blocks per game, while being named Cosmos Defensive Player of the Year.
(More on this news story developing as we go on.)
GO Spurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssss sssss go!!!
Master Yoda was asked by a Texas reporter recently about the recent acquisitions of the Spurs:
He replied:
"Fear the Spurs, this season, the NBA should. Hmmmm..."
(Completely agree with you Master Yoda. Uhmmm, you are so cute, like me! Hahahahaha)
That got a hearty laugh out of me.
I enjoy the spirit of this thread.
So I'm guessing the Monstars from Space Jam were like the Dream Team, integral in spreading stellar intergalactic interest for the NBA.
And here we thought they were villians the whole time.
Zzultron: The Centerpiece
This... this is a pretty good first post.
The future..
I'm relieved...when I saw the thread le I was afraid artest changed his name again.
I believe RC has called Johnny Moore about letting him wear the 00
Best post I've ever seen on Spurs Talk...by far. This forum needs some literate levity. Keep up the good work! --Paul
The future..
How long until Zzuultron disrespects a posters daughter?
Either that or he just met Boban!
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