kool, trill, any of you others, I need some help

[cantthinkofanything]

How long did it take you to type this out?

like 5 minutes or so. At the end, I was thinking "what the am I doing?"

[cantthinkofanything]

How long did it take you to type this out?

where'd you go anyway?

[Trill Clinton]

Pauly D’s vacation diary
Night 1
9:00 PM : Dear diary, well we just got back from Golden Corral and it was AMAZING. There was something for everyone. The kids went crazy with chicken strips and fries. I kidded with them and told them that they had to eat a plate of veggies each before having strawberry shortcake! Wife and I decided to have the pan steak. It was so delicious, I went back for seconds. LOL and thirds! No dessert for me with my IBS. I’m already testing fate and hope I can get back to the room in time.
10:00 PM : whew. That was close. Had a nice poop and shower. What a great day. We made it through all of Six Flags in one day. Kids are having fun. Wife too. Looking forward to some shut eye and then hit Hurricane Harbor tomorrow. Kids will try all the slides. I’ll be on the lazy river. I hope I can sneak in some beer. Maybe my wife will join me this time.
11:00 PM : Ugh. What’s that noise above me. Sounds like someone just checked in to the room. How can my family sleep through this. Only black people would be so lazy as to check into a hotel room this late!
11:10 PM : what are they doing up there!?!?!??! It sounds like they’re walking around or something. And one of them flushed the toilet while the shower is running. What the . I hate blacks. They’re doing this on purpose. I’m calling security.
11:45 AM : ing . So I guess there isn’t real security detail here. Last time I splurge on Econolodge. Have no idea what I’m getting for the extra $ I spent.
12:00 AM : I think I hear the TV in the room above me. Wait until I tell my friends at Spurstalk about this! I hope they make some funny black jokes.
12:00 AM : HOW CAN MY FAMILY SLEEP THROUGH THIS. At least they turned the TV off but now I hear them talking. I bet they are talking about how great Obama is and how they are just going to not work and just be lazy blacks. “Oh, let’s also keep up the white guy in the room below us”.
1:00 AM : I think I’m going to go play with myself in the bathroom. Hopefully, I can get an erection and ejaculate. Maybe my wife brought her bag of vibrators and dildos.
2:00 AM : well…thanks blackies. I wasn’t planning on the sore ass but at least I’m tired now. I’ll surely get some good advice and laughs from SpursTalk when I log back in tomorrow morning.
Good night diary.

[DJR210]

I wonder if Pauly D is in bed right now waiting for his wife and kids to fall asleep so he can finally log on to Spurstalk and about all the little kids that dare to have fun on vacation at the Econolodge on I35.

[DJR210]

Pauly D’s vacation diary
Night 1
9:00 PM : Dear diary, well we just got back from Golden Corral and it was AMAZING. There was something for everyone. The kids went crazy with chicken strips and fries. I kidded with them and told them that they had to eat a plate of veggies each before having strawberry shortcake! Wife and I decided to have the pan steak. It was so delicious, I went back for seconds. LOL and thirds! No dessert for me with my IBS. I’m already testing fate and hope I can get back to the room in time.
10:00 PM : whew. That was close. Had a nice poop and shower. What a great day. We made it through all of Six Flags in one day. Kids are having fun. Wife too. Looking forward to some shut eye and then hit Hurricane Harbor tomorrow. Kids will try all the slides. I’ll be on the lazy river. I hope I can sneak in some beer. Maybe my wife will join me this time.
11:00 PM : Ugh. What’s that noise above me. Sounds like someone just checked in to the room. How can my family sleep through this. Only black people would be so lazy as to check into a hotel room this late!
11:10 PM : what are they doing up there!?!?!??! It sounds like they’re walking around or something. And one of them flushed the toilet while the shower is running. What the . I hate blacks. They’re doing this on purpose. I’m calling security.
11:45 AM : ing . So I guess there isn’t real security detail here. Last time I splurge on Econolodge. Have no idea what I’m getting for the extra $ I spent.
12:00 AM : I think I hear the TV in the room above me. Wait until I tell my friends at Spurstalk about this! I hope they make some funny black jokes.
12:00 AM : HOW CAN MY FAMILY SLEEP THROUGH THIS. At least they turned the TV off but now I hear them talking. I bet they are talking about how great Obama is and how they are just going to not work and just be lazy blacks. “Oh, let’s also keep up the white guy in the room below us”.
1:00 AM : I think I’m going to go play with myself in the bathroom. Hopefully, I can get an erection and ejaculate. Maybe my wife brought her bag of vibrators and dildos.
2:00 AM : well…thanks blackies. I wasn’t planning on the sore ass but at least I’m tired now. I’ll surely get some good advice and laughs from SpursTalk when I log back in tomorrow morning.
Good night diary.

"I think I hear the TV in the room above me"

#unpinkctoa

This thread is dangerously approaching "Great ST Moments In MS Paint" territory tbh, Pauly D

[Pauly D]

where'd you go anyway?

What are you talking about?

"I think I hear the TV in the room above me"

#unpinkctoa

This thread is dangerously approaching "Great ST Moments In MS Paint" territory tbh, Pauly D

I've given plenty material since the day I joined

[cantthinkofanything]

What are you talking about?

ON YOUR ING VACATION. WHERE DID YOU GO?

[jjktkk]

Pauly D’s vacation diary
Night 1
9:00 PM : Dear diary, well we just got back from Golden Corral and it was AMAZING. There was something for everyone. The kids went crazy with chicken strips and fries. I kidded with them and told them that they had to eat a plate of veggies each before having strawberry shortcake! Wife and I decided to have the pan steak. It was so delicious, I went back for seconds. LOL and thirds! No dessert for me with my IBS. I’m already testing fate and hope I can get back to the room in time.
10:00 PM : whew. That was close. Had a nice poop and shower. What a great day. We made it through all of Six Flags in one day. Kids are having fun. Wife too. Looking forward to some shut eye and then hit Hurricane Harbor tomorrow. Kids will try all the slides. I’ll be on the lazy river. I hope I can sneak in some beer. Maybe my wife will join me this time.
11:00 PM : Ugh. What’s that noise above me. Sounds like someone just checked in to the room. How can my family sleep through this. Only black people would be so lazy as to check into a hotel room this late!
11:10 PM : what are they doing up there!?!?!??! It sounds like they’re walking around or something. And one of them flushed the toilet while the shower is running. What the . I hate blacks. They’re doing this on purpose. I’m calling security.
11:45 AM : ing . So I guess there isn’t real security detail here. Last time I splurge on Econolodge. Have no idea what I’m getting for the extra $ I spent.
12:00 AM : I think I hear the TV in the room above me. Wait until I tell my friends at Spurstalk about this! I hope they make some funny black jokes.
12:00 AM : HOW CAN MY FAMILY SLEEP THROUGH THIS. At least they turned the TV off but now I hear them talking. I bet they are talking about how great Obama is and how they are just going to not work and just be lazy blacks. “Oh, let’s also keep up the white guy in the room below us”.
1:00 AM : I think I’m going to go play with myself in the bathroom. Hopefully, I can get an erection and ejaculate. Maybe my wife brought her bag of vibrators and dildos.
2:00 AM : well…thanks blackies. I wasn’t planning on the sore ass but at least I’m tired now. I’ll surely get some good advice and laughs from SpursTalk when I log back in tomorrow morning.
Good night diary.

[cantthinkofanything]

How long did it take you to type this out?

by the way, what kind of vacation is this where you feel like you have to check with Spurstalk from noon through 3 PM.

Is there too many people making noise on the ing beach?

[DJR210]

I've given plenty material since the day I joined

Your shock value is too typical of your character.. this was accidental, thus much funnier IMO

[cantthinkofanything]

10:52 PM

Pauly D counting down the minutes until he feels he can call security on this black children enjoying their vacation. My guess is he's looking for a new forum more sympathetic to his plight. Maybe AARP.

[Pauly D]

Well , I could've sworn we were having a great time every day up to hearing kids running around at night but I guess I need lessons on vacationing from some of you. Apparently the way to go is to stay active 24/7. And maybe it's growing up in a good household my whole life that causes me to find it difficult to sleep through noise.

[Pauly D]

by the way, what kind of vacation is this where you feel like you have to check with Spurstalk from noon through 3 PM.

Is there too many people making noise on the ing beach?

You don't carry your phone with you to the ter? I also check facebook and other too when I'm standing around. Next vacation I'll be sure to schedule something all 24 hours of the day

Your shock value is too typical of your character.. this was accidental, thus much funnier IMO

Nothing I do is an accident. I came in here to vent about careless, obnoxious black people and I'm now including all of you

[z0sa]

Have you never heard of a ing fan? It drowns out everything unless it's tiny. ALWAYS take at least a box fan with you on vacation. I take one of the bigger cyclone ones, just to be safe.

[benefactor]

This thread delivers.

[resistanze]

First off, yes we have a 5, 6, 8, and 9 yr old in our family.

Ruh oh.

Me thinks the black family should be the least of their concerns, tbh.

[Trainwreck2100]

there ain't you can do OP you scheduled a vacation, but didn't scout location, that s on you.

[cantthinkofanything]

You don't carry your phone with you to the ter? I also check facebook and other too when I'm standing around. Next vacation I'll be sure to schedule something all 24 hours of the day

yeah...I do. But I usually don't feel compelled to check in with Spurstalk to see if anyone agrees with me.

And you were in here off an on for several hours. If you're taking multiple s a day, you should go see a doctor.

[Pauly D]

yeah...I do. But I usually don't feel compelled to check in with Spurstalk to see if anyone agrees with me.

And you were in here off an on for several hours. If you're taking multiple s a day, you should go see a doctor.

how hard is it for you to look in to see if there's any notifications?

you have over 7 posts/day, I have less than 1. Even when I was CubanSucks I posted nowhere near as much as you and I've been on here since 08

nearly 15,000 posts and questioning me about what I do in my free time

[Pauly D]

Ruh oh.

Me thinks the black family should be the least of their concerns, tbh.

Haha ok good one but for real tho, there's the ing world series of softball going on and it's brutal. 16 yr olds in bikinis everywhere you look. It's torture for any heterosexual male

[cantthinkofanything]

how hard is it for you to look in to see if there's any notifications?

you have over 7 posts/day, I have less than 1. Even when I was CubanSucks I posted nowhere near as much as you and I've been on here since 08

nearly 15,000 posts and questioning me about what I do in my free time

You don't have to get defensive. The beach is probably full of noisy people having fun.

95% of my posts are when I'm at work and have a computer in front of me. If I'm on vacation with my family, Spurstalk is not something remotely on my mind. Even in the ter.

No offense, but when I'm on my time, I do not give a about you guys and what's going on here.

[Pauly D]

You don't have to get defensive. The beach is probably full of noisy people having fun.

95% of my posts are when I'm at work and have a computer in front of me. If I'm on vacation with my family, Spurstalk is not something remotely on my mind. Even in the ter.

No offense, but when I'm on my time, I do not give a about you guys and what's going on here.

Lol you sound like a productive member of society. 15,000 posts at work. I wouldn't pay any mind to this site either if my phone was confusing to me, old

[cantthinkofanything]

Lol you sound like a productive member of society. 15,000 posts at work. I wouldn't pay any mind to this site either if my phone was confusing to me, old

Damn, you're back to the ter already?

If I pooped 5 times a day, I might spend more time figuring out my confusing phone. My guess is that 75% of all posts on Spurstalk are from someone at work. In my case, I guess I'm just smart and efficient enough to get a full day of work done in 1 hour.

LOL at calling me an old when you're the one complaining about them colored whippersnappers makin' noise after the sun goes down.
You should bang on the ceiling with your cane.

I bet you all over the floor and then call 911 to about it.

[Pauly D]

Damn, you're back to the ter already?

If I pooped 5 times a day, I might spend more time figuring out my confusing phone. My guess is that 75% of all posts on Spurstalk are from someone at work. In my case, I guess I'm just smart and efficient enough to get a full day of work done in 1 hour.

LOL at calling me an old when you're the one complaining about them colored whippersnappers makin' noise after the sun goes down.
You should bang on the ceiling with your cane.

I bet you all over the floor and then call 911 to about it.

Didn't read past the first line. Your long winded posts bore me. Just got done grilling hotdogs and heading back to the beach. Talk to you later. Have fun spending the rest of your shift posting on here

[cantthinkofanything]

Didn't read past the first line. Your long winded posts bore me. Just got done grilling hotdogs and heading back to the beach. Talk to you later. Have fun spending the rest of your shift posting on here

The hot dogs sound great! Thanks for staying in touch! Don't forget to update your vacation journal.