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Make a handicapped/mentally challenged special section of seats and stick the gluttons in there. Would solve all the problems, and give the lard arse incentive to lose some of that redundant protoplasm imo
Clipper Nation on a plane.
Stranger...why the frown?
CN.... you got.
Stranger...calm down, I've noticed you've had that scowl ever since you have been here.
CN...mind your own business got.
Stranger...surprised a little guy like you would want to be calling full grown people names.
CN...shut up got.
Stranger...here's the deal, if you call me... got..one more time I will break you in half, ok skinny?
CN...yes sir.
Stranger....just as I thought a little coward. Now let's see a smile, you can do it.
CN...(he tries and tries, but since he has never smiled his face goes into shock)
Stranger....ok, well then just sit there and be sweet, got it?
CN...got it.
Make a handicapped/mentally challenged special section of seats and stick the gluttons in there. Would solve all the problems, and give the lard arse incentive to lose some of that redundant protoplasm imo
Adding to that, they could have a boarding scale where they weigh each passenger and have sirens and alarms go off when it goes over 300 pounds. The glutton gets a special VIP pass and sent to the appropriate section.
Didn't read, Notorious F.A.T.
Sure ya did little man. But being you have ..0...creativity, there is nothing ya can do about it.
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