When your driving home from work in traffic sometimes there is no other choice but to hold it....and i'm telling you it gets in your back too damn, i dont even wanna think about it
No Sequ, no corn...
When your driving home from work in traffic sometimes there is no other choice but to hold it....and i'm telling you it gets in your back too damn, i dont even wanna think about it
From the movie Full Metal Jacket
Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
Private Joker: Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my .
hahahahaha
My neice used to hold it forever. One time she dropped a load the size of a coke can and clogged the toilet at my parents. It was the main conversation after Thanksgiving dinner.
Did you shart?
If you've seen Along Came Polly, you'll know what it means...
My neice used to hold it forever. One time she dropped a load the size of a coke can and clogged the toilet at my parents. It was the main conversation after Thanksgiving dinner.
I hope you took a picture and posted it on ratemypoo.com.
Drop a few depth charges.
Fill a bowl with second hand Cheerios.
Darken the porcelain.
Scuttle poo-571.
My dad used to say
"I've got a monkey at the door"
mother this...mother that..
couldn't make it to the ter before I shart.
I hope you took a picture and posted it on ratemypoo.com.
No!!!!
doing the deuceOther words more macho that poop
1. I had to take a Dump
2. ....
laying one down
chopping some wood
cutting a loaf
cleaning the pipes
waking the neighbors
HA HA HA HA HA HA man this past season i went to watch the Spurs play the heat at hooters downtown, after we ate we got into the car and i was driving out of the parking garage when i got a peeker the size that would choke a donkey....i had to book it through DT traffic to get to my parents house, i barely made it through the damn door
Man, do any of ya'll who used to post at the old WOAI board remeber Danny McWhack?
Dude posted a story one time that was ing gross and hillarious at the same time. He was at some relatives house, and to freak them out he took a dump in the litter box. He called them all in to see "what the cat had done" and they were all shocked.
It is so disgusting yet so hillarious at the same time.
he said a peeker....
is that the same as a turtle head?
The turtles poking it's head!
ha ha ha ha ha haMan, do any of ya'll who used to post at the old WOAI board remeber Danny McWhack?
Dude posted a story one time that was ing gross and hillarious at the same time. He was at some relatives house, and to freak them out he took a dump in the litter box. He called them all in to see "what the cat had done" and they were all shocked.
It is so disgusting yet so hillarious at the same time.
Man, do any of ya'll who used to post at the old WOAI board remeber Danny McWhack?
Dude posted a story one time that was ing gross and hillarious at the same time. He was at some relatives house, and to freak them out he took a dump in the litter box. He called them all in to see "what the cat had done" and they were all shocked.
It is so disgusting yet so hillarious at the same time.
I'm gonna do that the next time I go to my cousin's house. Fantastic.
Oh, that's just....wrongMan, do any of ya'll who used to post at the old WOAI board remeber Danny McWhack?
Dude posted a story one time that was ing gross and hillarious at the same time. He was at some relatives house, and to freak them out he took a dump in the litter box. He called them all in to see "what the cat had done" and they were all shocked.
It is so disgusting yet so hillarious at the same time.
Man my biggest fear in life is to pull a harry from dumb and dumber at a girls house, ive clogged my ex's parents rr once and i was in there doing all i could for like an hour to get it unclogged.....
Did you "lay some cable"?
deficate!
Mudd Butt
prairie doggin.
The turtles poking it's head!
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