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Water boils at a 100 degrees.
No, but I do love me some Ralph Lauren.
Water boils at a 100 degrees.
not it doesnt
its 100 for like three straight months!
100c
I don't think these kids comprende celsius.
i was talking to some general once when i was in the army.. he was doing his walk-thru of our section where they bs with the soldiers type thing.. anyway, he asked me.. so, you been skiing lately(i was stationed near the bavarian alps). and i was like, "mexicans don't ski!" he busted out laughing.. all his little assistants were all scared at first...they couldn't believe i told the general that..Ipod? no thanks
Skiing? no thanks, Mexicans don't belong in snow, we're like cats in water!
Abercrombie? :vomit
$180 shoes? I'll stick to my $60 DC's unless they were an unopened pair of Jordan XI's!
I hope you weren't insinuating me. Would you like it in Kelvin as well?!
I don't think these kids comprende celsius.
i can't stand quitters, haters, and malcontents.
i hate those muthafukkas....but i'm trying real hard to stop...i'm just so pissed off about it...
armpit hair on a woman?
how hot is she otherwise?
if your gonna buy condoms, shavers are just an aisle down...
Cantstandya!
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No nose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know *******, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the ?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here a-hole!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
I'll give credit where credit is due.
Oh my GOSH!Nah! Your a broke mutha a till you get a job.
The mouth on you Ga a!
I just PM'd you my cell #.
The too much hair on girls is gross, but something I don't get is the no hair look on guys. That grosses me out. My daughter and all her little teenager friends love the guys with no hair on their legs or chest. They guys who shave or wax their legs are sexy. I always thought they were just gay.Whatever.
When did the Bandidos, s Angels or Outlaws wax?????
I am sending my neighbor's dog over (I would send my own, but he is too good for you). Remember, just do what you did last time. Have the jar of peanut butter handy.
Don't you remember? The brazilian wax?!
I am sending my neighbor's dog over (I would send my own, but he is too good for you). Remember, just do what you did last time. Have the jar of peanut butter handy.
I have the extra crunchy this time because the honey was too easy to get off.
Hey G, I done did your dog & it is now my .
Really, that explains why he said that his asshole has never felt tighter.
He was tight, once.
He & I have many things in common including our fave position.
You like it in the ass too?!He was tight, once.
He & I have many things in common including our fave position.
@ so many things in this thread.
Ah, funny funny.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^hey baby!
now now girls....
You like it in the ass too?!
You don't remember?
now now girls....
Heeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
That's from the movie "American Psycho." Christian Bale played the metrosexual, Wallstreet serial killer. Isn't funny that the American Psycho became Batman which I finally saw last night. It was incredible. Christopher Nolan is one uva director.
Yeah, my strap on is still full of your !
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