Non English Speaking Telemarketers!!!

[ZStomp]

I don't get telemarketers.

[Taco]

I wonder if they took these classes

http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewid...l?itemId=23437

Seven Days to English

[ShoogarBear]

Foreigners suck.

Hey, where were you born again?

[MannyIsGod]

ers already hit me up this morning. Right on time.

[Gatita]

dont hate me because i'm beautiful, hate me because your not

Damn haters.

[Taco]

"do jew wan to buy da tapes mang?"

[Old School Chic]

The majority of the telemarketing business Is done over seas. Thanks to Bush- !

[Gatita]

The majority of the telemarketing business Is done over seas. Thanks to Bush- !

So Bush now owns all the business and has them employee people from other countries?

[jcrod]

At Randolph one day they showed up and put all the people from India in handcuffs and threw them on a bus. They where crying and stuff. It was a trip.

They where all SQL / Oracle database programmers working on Y2k issues. I was working at the AFPC HQ at the time so got to see the whole thing happen.

Man, you're talking 6-7 yrs ago. I use to work for a construction company there when that happened.

[cherylsteele]

I will start by saying I work in a call center....but it is for cell phone's 411. I am not as telemarketer....you call me. Just setting the record straight.

So if you have a cell phone and dial 411, you are talking to someone in the USA.

You want to complain about telemarketers. I can complain about all the idiots I talk to everyday. I swear I have talked to every idiot in the country at least once.

What city and state please?
Caller: Lynchburg, Va.
Me: Lynchbyrg? how can I help you?
Caller: I am looking for the Wal-mart on Wards road.
Me: I have a listing for a Wal-Mart on Wards road.
Caller: Is that in Lynchburg?
Me: (thinking to myself, no it is in Bagdad.) I say yes it is in Lynchburg
Caller: Are you sure?
Me: yes it is listed that way.
Caller: do you have the number for it?
Meit is a secrect) yes I have the number would you like me to connect you?
Caller: yes, please
Me: thank you have a nice day.

I get people wanting directions and they have no idea where they are or where they are going but complain they got directions before. They have the info, I tell them step ny step, and then they say...."let get something to write this down on"

I have had people calling me from florida the morning Wilma hit wanting the electric comany because their power went out.
They want to tell them which gas stations actually have gas.
They call me for a police station and I ask iff it is an emergency and they say "maybe, I am not sure".

They ask for last name Johnson in Philadelphia but son't know the first name or a street, but swear the operator before me gave them the number but they lost/forgot.

This is just the tip of the iceberg.

I think you should have to pass an intelligence test to own a cell phone.

[N.Y. Johnny]

I will start by saying I work in a call center....but it is for cell phone's 411. I am not as telemarketer....you call me. Just setting the record straight.

So if you have a cell phone and dial 411, you are talking to someone in the USA.

You want to complain about telemarketers. I can complain about all the idiots I talk to everyday. I swear I have talked to every idiot in the country at least once.

What city and state please?
Caller: Lynchburg, Va.
Me: Lynchbyrg? how can I help you?
Caller: I am looking for the Wal-mart on Wards road.
Me: I have a listing for a Wal-Mart on Wards road.
Caller: Is that in Lynchburg?
Me: (thinking to myself, no it is in Bagdad.) I say yes it is in Lynchburg
Caller: Are you sure?
Me: yes it is listed that way.
Caller: do you have the number for it?
Meit is a secrect) yes I have the number would you like me to connect you?
Caller: yes, please
Me: thank you have a nice day.

I get people wanting directions and they have no idea where they are or where they are going but complain they got directions before. They have the info, I tell them step ny step, and then they say...."let get something to write this down on"

I have had people calling me from florida the morning Wilma hit wanting the electric comany because their power went out.
They want to tell them which gas stations actually have gas.
They call me for a police station and I ask iff it is an emergency and they say "maybe, I am not sure".

They ask for last name Johnson in Philadelphia but son't know the first name or a street, but swear the operator before me gave them the number but they lost/forgot.

This is just the tip of the iceberg.

I think you should have to pass an intelligence test to own a cell phone.

That some funny ...some people are just so in stupid!