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mARKLAR YOU ARE THE ING MAN!!!!
Much better picture.:p
mARKLAR YOU ARE THE ING MAN!!!!
I know. I know.
I'd hit it and never quit it.
Good stuff
You go, Johnny COChran
Johnny hran, is more like it.You go, Johnny COChran
I'll take Analbum Cover for $200, Trebec.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ing sean connery was notorious for hating on alex trebec and screwing trebec's motherI'll take Analbum Cover for $200, Trebec.
Sean Connery: o, Trebek, fancy seeing you again. It's been a long time.
Alex Trebek: Not quite long enough.
Sean Connery: Not long enough, eh? That's not what your mother said last night.
Alex Trebek: [on Celebrity Jeopardy] Sharon Osbourne, you have first pick of the board. Might I suggest "Automatic Points"?
Sharon Osbourne: I'll take "How many fingers am I holding up" for $200, Alex.
Alex Trebek: All right.
[holds up three fingers]
Alex Trebek: How many fingers am I holding up?
Sharon Osbourne: Seven
Alex Trebek: [resignedly] No, it's not seven.
Sharon Osbourne: What? Why
[long period of bleeping]
Alex Trebek: Bill Cosby?
Bill Cosby: Why can't people talk today without cursing? That's what's wrong with the young people today with the sagging pants and the rap music and...
Alex Trebek: [warily] That is not correct. Okay, Sean Connery.
Sean Connery: I've got a finger for you, Trebek.
Alex Trebek: [to the cameraman] Take the camera off him! Don't show that! That's not a finger, Mr. Connery and you know it!
Sean Connery: [camera cuts back to Connery who is zipping up his pants] Like you've never seen one before, Trebek.
Alex Trebek: [the category is "Words that begin with the letter C"] The word cat would be found under this letter in the dictionary. Sean Connery?
Sean Connery: What is the "R's"?
Alex Trebek: No, it's not in the "R's".
Sean Connery: Not in the "R's", eh? Well, that's not what your mother said last night, Trebek.
Alex Trebek: Let's just go to Final Jeopardy, shall we? The category is; I can't believe this, the Final Jeopardy category is 'Famous Mothers'.
Sean Connery: Hah, Hah, Hah; My day has finally come, Trebek.
Sean Connery: Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Alex Trebek: Catherine Zeta-Jones is not the correct answer! In fact, Catherine Zeta-Jones has nothing to do with this category!
Sean Connery: I don't care about the category. I'm just naming women I'd like to sleep with. Halle Berry.
Sean Connery: Knock, knock.
Alex Trebek: Who's there?
Sean Connery: Me, the guy who slept with your mother last night!
Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, despite your best efforts, you answered the question correctly.
Sean Connery: I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
Alex Trebek: [as Alex Trebeck] I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a .
[on "Celebrity Jeopardy."]
Sean Connery: I'll take "The Rapists" for $100.
Alex Trebek: That's "therapists", not "the rapists".
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[on "Celebrity Jeopardy."]
Sean Connery: I'll take "Famous ties" for $400.
Alex Trebek: That's "Famous les", not "Famous ties".
Alex Trebek: French Stewart? The sound a dog makes.
French Stewart: Um... Who is John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band, thank you very much. I'll take Animal Sounds for 800.
Alex Trebek: No. Good lord. We would've accepted "bow wow" or "ruff."
Sean Connery: Oh, rough. Just the way your mother likes it, eh Trebek?
those are the best skits from snl.....sean connery making fun of trebec
Man talk about going off topic. You on the yayo?
who ing lead us on this damn tangent.????
SWC. All SWC. With a hint of MM's
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Marklar MM you had quite the one man show going on there for a bit
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