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  1. #51
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    no.. she slept..... someone else kept me up allllllll night... with no regard to my need for sleep.
    Hmm...

    No sex for 6 weeks.

    As per doctor's orders.

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    no.. she slept..... someone else kept me up allllllll night... with no regard to my need for sleep.
    heartless bas ...he couldn't even wait for the epesiotomy stiches to get pulled?...

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    Hmm...

    No sex for 6 weeks.

    As per doctor's orders.

    doctor shmocter.....
    well for the record I started excersizing allready too....
    but seriously .. i almost feel like I didn't even have a kid 2 weeks ago... I'm so energized.... and I lost like 1/2 the weight allready..... I'm just on such a positive high right now..... (accpet that I wish i had gotton more sleep last night.. there are no naps for mommy )

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    heartless bas ...he couldn't even wait for the epesiotomy stiches to get pulled?...

    well I'm lucky.. no epi and no tearing. count me blessed.

    and i must admit..... I wasn;t exactly saying "no.. no... "

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    I had some friends that accidentally did back-to-back babies that way...they were less that 10 months apart. Better keep the number to the suicide hotline handy...

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    my cousin's kids are 9 1/2 months apart!

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    well I'm lucky.. no epi and no tearing. count me blessed.

    and i must admit..... I wasn;t exactly saying "no.. no... "
    Damn it, Obi!

    I will not have that man keeping you barefoot and pregnant.

    I need my shopping buddy ASAP!

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    my cousin's kids are 9 1/2 months apart!
    Dayyuummm!

    What is their address?

    So, I can send them a box of rubbers.

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    oh he got fixed after that!!

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    oh he got fixed after that!!
    The dumb was going in that day for a vasectomy and they did it "one last time..." before he went in...and damned if he didn't knock her up...

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    The dumb was going in that day for a vasectomy and they did it "one last time..." before he went in...and damned if he didn't knock her up...
    He was going in with a loaded gun.


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    speaking of forum idiots...heres one right on cue...

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    That settles it!!

    SpursTalk Tamalada GTG @ spurs=bling Grandma's house!!!!!!

    I wish. my grandma lives in North Dakota i miss my grandama's tamales.

    and my other grandma can't make them, they taste ugly :vomit :vomit

    and how did this thread go from tamales to sex?

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    the real question is how this conversation went from sex back to tamales...

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    I wish. my grandma lives in North Dakota i miss my grandama's tamales.

    and my other grandma can't make them, they taste ugly :vomit :vomit

    and how did this thread go from tamales to sex?
    We pulled an Eva.

    She can change any subject into a sex topic.

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    You probably have shot more hogs...I just have to defend the homeplace from deer and haven't been invaded by hogs. I have probably shot a hundred over the years to cook...weapon of choice for daytime was a 22-250 and head shot. Only been on "seek and destroy" hog hunts for rancher friends a couple of times...weapon of choice was a select fire M16 with a genII starlight scope on a moonlit night.
    Well, sounds like you have me outgunned, but unfortunately I'm out-hogged here in Gonzales Co., so I've got numbers on ya still.

    I'd hunt those bas s with a B-52 if they'd let me. Some sort of hog-seeking cruise missle, perhaps.

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    The dumb was going in that day for a vasectomy and they did it "one last time..." before he went in...and damned if he didn't knock her up...

    still takes a few months after the big V before your shooting blanks.... you gotta use up what you've got in storage

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    We pulled an Eva.

    She can change any subject into a sex topic.


    and that third sig is nasty,

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    We pulled an Eva.

    She can change any subject into a sex topic.
    Your reputation precedes you...

    I've read about you in the Lady Marmalade thread....

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    Well, sounds like you have me outgunned, but unfortunately I'm out-hogged here in Gonzales Co., so I've got numbers on ya still.

    I'd hunt those bas s with a B-52 if they'd let me. Some sort of hog-seeking cruise missle, perhaps.

    if you ever need any help i've got an uncle who is addicted.
    oh- and his 5yr old is a damn good shot as well. infact th sausage I've got i nthe fridge right now is shot, cleaned, seasoned and ginded by a 5 yr old.

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    Your reputation precedes you...

    I've read about you in the Lady Marmalade thread....
    Thank you....thank you.

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    Well, sounds like you have me outgunned, but unfortunately I'm out-hogged here in Gonzales Co., so I've got numbers on ya still.

    I'd hunt those bas s with a B-52 if they'd let me. Some sort of hog-seeking cruise missle, perhaps.
    hehehe...yeah I know exactly what you mean...those night hunts were on a friends ranch outside of hondo...He would try to plant his corn crop and they would come in at night and "plow" the field and eat the seed corn...I waited till a herd of about 50 of them got out into the middle of the field...ripped the first twenty round clip on full while they were bunched up and slapped the next clip in and went to double tapping the streakers...friggen dead hogs everywhere...

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    and that third sig is nasty,


    The stuff you can find on the web nowadays.

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    The stuff you can find on the web nowadays.



    the OFF PUTA is bad ass.

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