What are the best pickup lines?

[Shelly]

That's funny -- that's the line that's been working for me too.

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[Mixability]

or you can do the "chin nod" like a true messican.

damn i hate when guys do that to my girl in the club, like she's actually gonna "chin nod" back.

now i know why i never went to Grahams again.

[1Parker1]

Sadly, this is a true pick-up line that some guy tried to use on me last night at a club:

"They say the human body is made of 250 bones, but when I see you I get 251"

[LuvBones]

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[angel_luv]

Sadly, this is a true pick-up line that some guy tried to use on me last night at a club:

"They say the human body is made of 250 bones, but when I see you I get 251"

Don't shoot you. Shoot him! Put that fool out of his misery!

[LONJAS]

Sadly, this is a true pick-up line that some guy tried to use on me last night at a club:

"They say the human body is made of 250 bones, but when I see you I get 251"

Sorry...my game was off last night....

[Tim Reynolds]

Sadly, this is a true pick-up line that some guy tried to use on me last night at a club:

"They say the human body is made of 250 bones, but when I see you I get 251"

thats what you get for being at a club on a monday

[Mixability]

thats what you get for being at a club on a monday

seriously, was it " VD, GET A VD" night?

[ShoogarBear]

Sadly, this is a true pick-up line that some guy tried to use on me last night at a club:

"They say the human body is made of 250 bones, but when I see you I get 251"

Notice you didn't really say whether it worked or not

[SpursWoman]

I am ashamed to say once I was with a friend who used that line.

That's Manny's favorite, IIRC from similar threads past.

[SpursWoman]

Notice you didn't really say whether it worked or not

[Marklar MM]

-I'm bigger and better than the anic ... only 200 woman went down on the anic
-I'm good at math, U+I=69
-I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
-Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
-You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
-You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
-Be unique and different, just say yes.
-Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
-Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
-That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
-If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
-Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
-If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
-If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
-The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
-I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
-You: I'm with the release the twins foundation. Her: What are you talking about? You: How 'bout releasing those twins?!
(YAYA...Grind ripoff. But oh well.)

[NZHayden]

"wanna go halves in a baby?"

[NZHayden]

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All you have to say is Hi I'm Hayden and I am from New Zeland...the accent you have will have us American girls melting....
BTW Hayden, do you know what a jaffle is?

i have no idea what a jaffle is, unless your talking about a low fat pie

[sac rocha]

when they buy me a miller lite. that usually works.

[Harry Whittington]

My doc says the best line to pick up is Lead II