Lent.

[ShoogarBear]

I am a Jehovah's Witness.

Riiiight, how come you never ring my doorbell on Saturday?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Riiiight, how come you never ring my doorbell on Saturday?

a. becasue I go out during the week

b. becasue I don't live in (maryland)?

[Old School Chic]

Riiiight, how come you never ring my doorbell on Saturday?

She's afraid of you...

[Mixability]

I am a Jehovah's Witness.

that explains alot

[Trainwreck2100]

I am a Jehovah's Witness.

That explains alot

[Trainwreck2100]

that explains alot

You son of a

[Mixability]

That explains alot

great minds.............. uh i forgot the rest.

[ShoogarBear]

a. becasue I go out during the week

b. becasue I don't live in (maryland)?

Well, then you need to tell me how to get put on the local Hottie Visitation List.

[ShoogarBear]

She's afraid of you...

Oh, come on. I always answer in my clean underwear.

[Old School Chic]

Well, then you need to tell me how to get put on the local Hottie Visitation List.

[Trainwreck2100]

One time I got so mad that I got woke up I told them "Look guys I'd love to chat right now, but I just woke up after two straight hours of sex so I'm going to have to say bye"

Something like that.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Well, then you need to tell me how to get put on the local Hottie Visitation List.

I can just picture that. "Why yes, I would love to talk to you about Jesus' message. In fact, why don't we go into the bedroom, that's where I keep my Bible. Don't mind all the candles. The socket I plug the lamp into burned out so I've had use these for light. The Barry White music? Oh well, that just always help me get in touch with my spiritual side..."

[Mixability]

One time I got so mad that I got woke up I told them "Look guys I'd love to chat right now, but I just woke up after two straight hours of sex so I'm going to have to say bye"

Something like that.

I just have a picture of Jesus throwing the finger, that has " YO WATCHTOWER!" on my front door.

[Old School Chic]

One time I got so mad that I got woke up I told them "Look guys I'd love to chat right now, but I just woke up after two straight hours of sex so I'm going to have to say bye"

Something like that.

Not nice Train... I think you told that to my parents

[Old School Chic]

I just have a picture of Jesus throwing the finger, that has " YO WATCHTOWER!" on my front door.

Ghetto

[ObiwanGinobili]

Oh, come on. I always answer in my clean underwear.

for some strange reason there are always guys out there who think I wil lbe startled/detered/flabbergasted if they answer the door naked.
i will admit i kinda have a secret joy watchign them get very irritated when I don;t even glance down and continue to speak with them as if they were fully clothed.


yep. thats slightly evil of me.

[Mixability]

Ghetto

exactly!

[ObiwanGinobili]

I just have a picture of Jesus throwing the finger, that has " YO WATCHTOWER!" on my front door.

now thats just wrong.

but you could at least be equal oppurtunity and have somethign up about the book of mormon..... girl scout cookies....and subscriptions to jet magazine.

[Mixability]

now thats just wrong.

but you could at least be equal oppurtunity and have somethign up about the book of mormon..... girl scout cookies....and subscriptions to jet magazine.

but effective, they pass right by my house. maybe if they didn't continue to knock after 5 mins........

[Old School Chic]

I can just picture that. "Why yes, I would love to talk to you about Jesus' message. In fact, why don't we go into the bedroom, that's where I keep my Bible. Don't mind all the candles. The socket I plug the lamp into burned out so I've had use these for light. The Barry White music? Oh well, that just always help me get in touch with my spiritual side..."

[ShoogarBear]

but you could at least be equal oppurtunity and have somethign up about the book of mormon..... girl scout cookies....and subscriptions to jet magazine.

Now don't you be knockin' my Jet!

One of the "Model of the Week" photogs works in my building. He's learned to ignore requests to be his "free photographic assistant".

[Old School Chic]

but effective, they pass right by my house. maybe if they didn't continue to knock after 5 mins........

Where do you live?

[ShoogarBear]

for some strange reason there are always guys out there who think I wil lbe startled/detered/flabbergasted if they answer the door naked.
i will admit i kinda have a secret joy watchign them get very irritated when I don;t even glance down and continue to speak with them as if they were fully clothed.

Amateurs. It doesn't work without the Barry White playing in the background.

[Mixability]

Where do you live?

Just the kind of behavior I've encountered. My parents house has pictures of the Virgin Mary, Jesus, etc on the front door. They even have a "No Thanks, We're Catholic" sticker on the front door. Does that stop them? Nope.

[Trainwreck2100]

Amateurs. It doesn't work without the Barry White playing in the background.

All about the Luther