My 'first date' with a latino/hispanic/mexican woman

[T-Pain]

or whatever. I'm so thoroughly confused right now...what do you guys like being called ?

My bad but what is UP here. I went on a 'way too long lunch date' with a woman I met through a co-worker. I'm white, she's hispanic. Almost immediately she made a reference about 'treating her like a mexican'.

" Don't treat me like a mexican ", literally were her words, and I was just stunned. I'm not 'some mexican' she says.

" Some mexican' ? What the does that even MEAN ?

Apparently there are some rules:

A: She can cuss like a sailor but you better not. Otherwise you're 'disrepecting her and 'treating her like a mexican'.
B: My Lexus wasn't clean enough. When I OPENED the door for her there was a plastic cup in the floor. She literally said, " Oh no. " then went on to explain to me that my car should be 'spotless'. That was 'disrespecting her' because I knew she was going to be in the car ..blah blah blah.
C: I am 'suspect'; because her ex-husband used to beat her and she had her friend 'check me out' to make sure I wasn't a chld molester !? ( Not making this up) Makes ZERO sense.
D: She can talk to strangers but if I talk to the waitress 'too friendly' I have 'disrespected' her.

I just don't have that much respect apparently. I open doors, pull out chairs...all that biz but apparently that is 'condesending' unless you DON'T do it, then it's disrespectful.

WTF ?!?!

She even laughed because I didn't know the spanish word for 'bread'.

*hurl*

I never did anything right from start to finish and this 'white/hispanic' thing kept coming up and 'trust' and this was a fricking lunch date.

So after a while I'm just sitting there thinking, "How in the can I get out of this NOW. So ....my bad...when she went to the restroom I cashed out and gave the bartender $50 for her to get a cab back to her work. The consequences of that are still unknown but it could be bad. Guess what ?

I DON'T GIVE A .

Question: Is this some crazy hispanic thing ?

hispanics is cool wit me

[CharlieMac]

What a nut job. I've stood up, said nothing and walked out before, but never left 50 bucks. That was cool. I wouldn't feel bad, this works both ways. It's not like women always answer the phone. That's just the way it works.

[TOP-CHERRY]

That story gave me a headache.

Ugh.

[Nbadan]

I agree with Peter for once. Sometimes it's better to just offer a hispanic women like that the money in your wallet straight-up, and your credit cards too while your at it, because your gonna pay for it one way or the other (OK, not always, but the really hot ones), and you can diffuse the whole 'treat me like a mexican' bull .

, I offered you my wallet!! (just make sure you emptied it in the bathroom before trying this trick).

[The sone]

i think i dated her too....back in eighty four...


i would sleep with a gun tonight...or at least a heavy set of pliers...

you dont wanna wake up with your culo stapled shut and la plancha super glued to your pee-pee.

[midgetonadonkey]

This poor er is probably going to have a big cholo er named Raul come after him for leaving that chick there. Raul will probably be her cousin that just got out the pinta for selling soda to a pinche narco.

Word is going to get his pushed in American Me style if he doesn't watch his back.

[The sone]

This poor er is probably going to have a big cholo er named Raul come after him for leaving that chick there. Raul will probably be her cousin that just got out the pinta for selling soda to a pinche narco.

Word is going to get his pushed in American Me style if he doesn't watch his back.

or he can just watch his back and watch his poo poo get pushed at the same time...yeah?




la primera lives putos!!

[Peter]

Seriously, though. It sounds like this was word's first date with a woman.

[Silver21_Black20]

This poor er is probably going to have a big cholo er named Raul come after him for leaving that chick there. Raul will probably be her cousin that just got out the pinta for selling soda to a pinche narco.

Word is going to get his pushed in American Me style if he doesn't watch his back.

or he can just watch his back and watch his poo poo get pushed at the same time...yeah?

la primera lives putos!!

Especially if her familia is from the Soufsiiiiiiide.

[midgetonadonkey]

Especially if her familia is from the Soufsiiiiiiide.

SOUTHSIDE!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

SOUTHSIDE!!!

Yea...you know what I meant

[midgetonadonkey]

Yea...you know what I meant

yeah. We represent it well.

[The sone]

lol...you said souf!!....ha!

[Silver21_Black20]

lol...you said souf!!....ha!

Haha...that's as close to sounding from the Southside as I could get.

[The sone]

no you could say "shicken", when you go to churches!

[Silver21_Black20]

no you could say "shicken", when you go to churches!

Why would I say shicken at a church?

[The sone]

uhhh, mean shurch's the shicken place...sorry

[Silver21_Black20]

uhhh, mean shurch's the shicken place...sorry

Damn sone, out of everybody here, you'd be the last person that I would have thought that my joke would go over their head...Whooosh!! You're my now...Muahahaha!!!!

[The sone]

sorry its just that youre form the "south east" side not the 'true south" so....i kindda thought i was being nice to you...sorry foo!

[Silver21_Black20]

sorry its just that youre form the "south east" side not the 'true south" so....i kindda thought i was being nice to you...sorry foo!

[The sone]

dont feel bad!

[Silver21_Black20]

dont feel bad!

Wha?

Ok...we need to get this thread back on topic...uh...yea, word...she is a total biatch and most of us aren't like that...uh...but you will get your ass kicked by the big cholo er Raul, that midge mentioned.

[Jelly]

as a women if i were on a date with a man who was acting the exact same way.
I woulda left too. Most likely while he was i nthe bathroom also - it's lunch, don't need to start no drama.
and If I had picked him up I doubt I would've left cab fare. So word's an AOK guy in my opinion.

yeah, right out the bathroom window.

[Extra Stout]

Puro San Antonio.

What she was looking for was for you to stand up to her and scream at her and say, "I'LL TREAT YOU HOWEVER I GODDAMNED WANT TO, , AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!!" You know, like her last boyfriend Pepe, who always wore one of those tank top undershirts and a hair net, and pulled a knife on her whenever he spoke to him disrespectfully.

So she thought she could push you around.

Besides, the whole race thing is stupid because Hispanics are just as white as Italians, Irish, and Slavs are.

Latinas elsewhere do NOT act this way. It's totally an S.A. thing. I suggest you move to another city if you want to continue dating Latinas.

[Extra Stout]

So, I get on the car and go al Soutside an go get me some sheeken at Shursh's, aber tey no got no rolls! An I digo tem, wha tee , vato? An I digo them, I gon' come patras, an jew better have me tem, or I cut jew!

Y my puta is tere lunching con some cracka? Chingaso gringos. I cut him too. After tat I trow a leak.